美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. $ S" d4 F0 ]! ^) M1 Z% m. m
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why？/ S8 b+ U2 L/ d! `( k
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?

She doesn't care what you think.
3 h1 E3 J! x9 W+ B0 V; `/ L0 [她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
5 b* J7 T3 M1 `3 ?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。

2 c" J8 T) j5 r* U# h  A- L9 R: Z& ]She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. b8 K. l! m; t. {' }4 t8 s, Y
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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Women over 40 are dignified. % v( V# o# [, e
40歲以上的女人穩重自持

They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
1 a$ J" ~. m3 i不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫

6 w9 u$ q1 f2 b' q% N5.39.217.76Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。- q, @) O* `! S( [: E, d

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. 5.39.217.76+ g6 F5 w9 y+ L0 I, q0 M0 f: U
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" b& U1 _1 v, A* S1 b' K

They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 7 ], P% P- l" Q7 h1 t
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Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈 7 p. r8 j7 m% G# ~5 a
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. 5.39.217.76( k+ R$ $ d7 i+ H
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔

1 q. a" Y+ t. |& {- X: `Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
: C  [! |4 M% W3 Y0 B: N只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。

' @: }+ g& n* J5 }0 R0 KOlder women are forthright and honest. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% @$ L- a, B& n! v
熟女直接又誠實公仔箱論壇% o+ q2 z% P# A9 [' m% o; M

# ^3 _# `$ Z% z$ vThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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# $ K5 `4 }5 @& n& K1 l5.39.217.76You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
4 @0 a7 N8 w) Q/ d& N' s4 @5.39.217.76你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: L2 E1 z6 [/ M- A, V6 @, T) L) {

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 公仔箱論壇% V6 O" f1 a( X, ]2 c) v$ h% O+ S
40歲以上的女人有很多優點 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ ?" p; X/ _+ R

3 T# f5 A( O& v5 wUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 公仔箱論壇" \$ }* {9 O4 p% s% X" s5 |
40歲以上的男人呢 ? 5.39.217.76! m1 Z) _( _/ M- L- ?  _; J$ f
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 5 g. S2 m; i* Z
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; c% R0 Q2 e; t1 ?" K, _" D, _
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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8 m* ?' x& s2 p4 O. BHere's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了

9 r+ W9 f  i3 NNowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 5.39.217.765 }5 M5 t6 k8 Y6 d, K) a. f3 n
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 5.39.217.76. X! l+ Q, V- ]4 D  S
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!