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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :# h- W! u& z- }8 {- W

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
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隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  C' Z9 V+ J; _( |; a, h; ^) \
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1 E4 ^5 Q* w5 A9 a# N; OHere are just a few reasons why?
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為什麼呢?
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' I0 ^& f/ C& G5 ZA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
# l, m+ c$ [$ Z! Y! t) oTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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She doesn't care what you think. 5.39.217.76. e- ^# o  W, o; X$ ?/ u
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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3 F" ~) t. }/ X1 UTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
$ g* _7 f8 D$ g6 U+ H她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。

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6 |& n) g+ r* V! i# Y0 d9 Y5.39.217.76Women over 40 are dignified.
! k1 P; k& u1 k  x* P, Mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb40歲以上的女人穩重自持

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* N7 S8 X3 X4 {* `8 Q0 XThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. 公仔箱論壇' {# {/ ]' g2 L+ x
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫

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6 D* X( v3 o$ Y) l( b; P8 j% t公仔箱論壇Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ O5 {% o' J( `, `
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。

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$ ?. H) k, d4 X  F+ KTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. 5.39.217.768 X  B/ l' U8 R; J$ u
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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6 f$ ~, E( ?( U. o公仔箱論壇They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
% U& ]3 X* F. s* B5 Q. u: e公仔箱論壇因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

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Women get psychic as they age. + v+ A6 H" h% f" \# ^
女人越老越通靈
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/ b! S( @/ Z# {' ~6 cYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. , d' S" I# n. v6 t/ j% \
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔

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0 E+ q  @  l/ f# S, TOnce you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
* v  e+ k( O- I& y: U* V' J5.39.217.76只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。

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Older women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. # O( i1 `! |  y+ R' c
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋

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  C2 w$ j5 D6 R. m+ ^5.39.217.76You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
* |, ?. \! H# m8 w" ~2 b! y你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意

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8 ]9 r% P4 V& [  L; {# \: ?5 [tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 5.39.217.767 k/ A8 y1 s# o. \
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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) a6 o6 M/ |! X  r* {- w5 q) ?# f5.39.217.76Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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$ ^& C' X8 Q' s1 s/ A( {7 `TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 ' ]6 [; W; M) C, p3 b* _

9 p" f' J6 r3 K) OLadies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
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* a( B3 E, z; E7 ]"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", & H: b6 ?* ]6 t4 ?4 B; r2 Z
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

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+ P3 B  u. Q- PHere's an update for you.
, _' ]& b+ `! C8 g: O4 }5 I+ Q實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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; u1 }' c% X& K' a5.39.217.76Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
+ j, t$ N- u& M( k6 C% c+ zTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚

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為什麼呢
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1 q0 s6 A9 p: b& stvb now,tvbnow,bttvbBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬
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還不錯~謝謝喔
VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU
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