美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. 6 B6 @% e) j2 y5 F8 D4 p: [. u( U
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why？
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" : Z! l( x  l! O( P$ J4 g) s
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? 公仔箱論壇) e+ j- @/ p0 ?2 v, |9 Q7 m
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She doesn't care what you think. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 r" ]2 `3 |$ ^/ A1 `6 k
她才不在乎你在想什麼。3 I2 }- W: j7 r/ i0 `' J' T
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! ?! ?( A# |3 T" ~$ r* E
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。

She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
8 ?+ M$ v$ ?. C' G# m5 ^) H4 f" ^3 M她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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Women over 40 are dignified. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# K4 Q0 k9 ~! z) w5 A$ _' e
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 % N4 w1 T( o0 @, F, q/ ?
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 C, q( d/ a7 U5 R
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 . P$ Z8 \( @% g/ N- m

Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 5.39.217.76$ I" b% o4 a. Y( R/ r  @
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。1 @4 E! Q8 M" x) f& n% d: @- y

8 b. t5 V0 A! m3 {5 G* I5.39.217.76Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. D+ o! g  E: ]# L) `- H
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. ; }& L/ P# y' k% i3 W! s
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味公仔箱論壇+ l% P+ @6 e/ ^, {& r& M

Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 Q1 {! m5 S; E9 X$ I$ S% [
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 : \7 O& ^6 A8 }

/ r1 k  }) i. t  TOnce you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. , S! _( k% d" P# {. j$ V
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. 公仔箱論壇. l! _* ^; p5 `2 j
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意公仔箱論壇; l7 d9 f- ?  F( o* P/ V
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 公仔箱論壇4 V& J! @# W" d% H( w7 _
40歲以上的男人呢 ? 2 Q3 ?  O9 g1 h2 l% {1 m
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 5.39.217.76/ T) n* I$ m& V  l8 s5 c! Q

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
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+ p3 J7 |6 g9 k; |* ZHere's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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# e) N) k3 ^& }' jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# i& T4 i  x1 ^
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為什麼呢 ?

! m7 n6 d+ g# a* n; PBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!