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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
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隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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3 v( C# [$ ^( zHere are just a few reasons why?

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, }. R" Z( q  a. lA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; a  n6 h2 }$ u2 ~6 @& H2 Q+ t+ _
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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1 A% }) `( N& r8 G7 g公仔箱論壇She doesn't care what you think. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 c9 t* K6 L, h1 I/ [: Z
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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4 h$ |" b# ^" M: Y% I! u; f4 N) mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. 公仔箱論壇3 I( `5 v0 U3 B) q& N$ `) E
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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8 v" B% |1 {  _2 D公仔箱論壇She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
9 j4 [7 _1 F0 S/ X: T7 e她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。

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8 w. ?9 B9 o5 Z0 t- |Women over 40 are dignified.
9 y' |1 k5 H0 s$ f+ O8 b% f2 H公仔箱論壇40歲以上的女人穩重自持

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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
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9 i* k- S( ^) p! i. {. p# w% m8 ^tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. ' I  _. p! e" W* T1 B, q
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。

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# z9 D5 y! G0 e: Otvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) 2 p9 ]% q, j1 c9 x9 K* L

: ?8 ^+ {% `" _0 v7 OThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
- j4 U9 B- [* a( ~( m9 {因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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- I  @8 Y. V( W3 u6 E& B( mWomen get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
" i4 i: s* W0 ~: Ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔

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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. 5.39.217.76* L* O, c) d% r/ T& D# K
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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5 X" @3 \; u. o  Etvb now,tvbnow,bttvbThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( `% h$ \0 Y8 {* T) Y. I7 u! q
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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0 `7 e& _8 }+ B' G. mYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
, V1 [5 B" J8 D$ j. c: ~0 W( C公仔箱論壇你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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$ k! h* b" j# `, i2 g公仔箱論壇Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 5.39.217.76' r9 o2 B3 [  ]$ A- D2 g  z
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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% b! }* p3 Q0 s1 TFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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& {' h5 E. I3 qLadies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. ' I; `1 l' u+ ~9 b1 Q& n
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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為什麼呢
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬4 t' Q8 W! U) m  |& O' V! ^) F

還不錯~謝謝喔
VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU
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