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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :) |  h7 t9 ~; \

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
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隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人公仔箱論壇) Q8 [" ^  l, x; q3 N! e

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; X7 w/ ^% S5 J! {! K( \/ ^tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbHere are just a few reasons why?
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為什麼呢? 5.39.217.76& [9 E+ }6 C4 H

& }% l! ]" j& i+ dA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. Z5 \/ p$ a* d/ A
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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She doesn't care what you think. 7 _2 t  H, C, b$ I) Z
她才不在乎你在想什麼。! r' |* t0 q- S7 i- k  L, |; h% H

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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. 4 y3 R2 |, X; D6 I! F
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 2 z+ V+ v  p. B5 G8 P) {' z

8 s, H# K  p8 t( A& H5.39.217.76She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
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Women over 40 are dignified. 公仔箱論壇) ^' ~4 ]3 x3 G
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫

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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
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2 w$ S7 e( o% S- Q" p9 g4 l; R9 d' K公仔箱論壇Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. 6 R5 Q, e; `! h# n# P
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
5 E" J2 ~% W$ _$ W2 ^5.39.217.76因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

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女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
3 n+ v/ z& C* W1 m5.39.217.76你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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3 \3 i( u  I7 M' q' Z! LOnce you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
, Y& Q. A$ a1 P( [公仔箱論壇如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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7 K  u- J  k4 B+ i! Q' J# h2 |tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 5.39.217.761 ^0 Q( N, }; d5 E3 }4 @
40歲以上的女人有很多優點

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# O: F8 A9 e; q! e) T$ r6 GUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
  x5 r- V1 R( H$ V; ]' z3 _+ P5.39.217.7640歲以上的男人呢
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相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,5.39.217.76) Y4 |, }( z) N$ L) N

就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 " ~. k' |7 c4 V9 M. {2 |
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 5.39.217.762 c  E. G8 v# b2 e
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話
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Here's an update for you.公仔箱論壇' V6 E1 H. t, s' X( L1 f
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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8 x4 V7 \2 ?. C/ M7 \$ W) M6 ^8 f5.39.217.76Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
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Why?公仔箱論壇! i7 @9 u! ^) F9 z! f
為什麼呢
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬
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還不錯~謝謝喔
VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU
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