美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
( X& X, {6 c# P3 s2 R. k隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人4 W% l2 L4 |+ l& `# P# P( {
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Here are just a few reasons why？tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! o0 g" E2 Y, q* h# I7 Z
為什麼呢? + M" I- ^, C$ q# A& l1 t

" T4 v. X! l1 Y9 U! yA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
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2 \+ E  q" Q" FShe doesn't care what you think. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* B6 l9 X! a8 M8 e, f4 X$ m
她才不在乎你在想什麼。- `# l7 v2 {0 V) G3 d2 i

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5 }& r, _9 l0 S! z" P* u1 qIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
8 k, j4 t( M1 q5 x/ }9 ]' m1 P40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 + l, P' ?4 V. t) y
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.; h/ z$ _, n7 s/ ^: A" {8 b
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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Women over 40 are dignified.
6 X5 x+ o0 O1 X7 F, n3 C40歲以上的女人穩重自持 4 O( I% H% m1 ?

They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 k" V4 w+ N& V) A1 G4 o
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫

+ L. G: X8 z* F' J$ n: q& A- FOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 6 I. @1 B# |& Z
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。公仔箱論壇, N  g: e+ x! R: Z" F% P7 K+ W

' A/ U/ G9 G6 R' q: C( P% a5.39.217.76Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

Women get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 b0 _/ o3 u/ [" t3 V7 @( B5 c4 r
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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2 O8 ?. r& w, U" Q1 g& g) ~$ AOnce you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. # [0 Y( z! u4 S* d& f8 `9 V* L. H
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 e& W& |3 v3 }6 o% ]7 v
熟女直接又誠實 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, f9 z2 e. \, _5 N% Q
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 7 u+ J% R. z# h- t3 _
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋

You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. 公仔箱論壇( g. g. Q! p8 i/ n, x7 ^0 G5 I6 d
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. + I0 Q7 ~  \3 b# p4 i+ Z
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，

就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 ' N1 F8 C3 u+ R( H
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
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  }4 o7 g6 w5 n"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", 5.39.217.76) P. q/ N0 U9 Z
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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Here's an update for you.
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8 c, N+ |# _1 D3 [5.39.217.76Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 8 r2 ?' Z6 G! [0 F: t# r, X$ B  b
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!