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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. : B3 c8 r% U# h3 g9 d7 d
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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+ f9 }2 g  b/ J& W, N5.39.217.76Here are just a few reasons why？5.39.217.76  A" {  T/ A, h( D9 N, ^, T1 ~- h
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? . e# S" F- T3 ^9 n# l5 X7 ^* C, q
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She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。公仔箱論壇1 F: y$ y. f' X

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: H4 k. F5 I$ [% V; o# vIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. 5.39.217.76: [* V+ X8 C! p6 N, ~
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- P8 [% Q: v) k, x- k
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Women over 40 are dignified. - _2 g/ k+ p+ s
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
7 \) m$ e1 A5 i& I) p不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
+ A2 S1 k: A6 o7 o2 _# b公仔箱論壇當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' B1 c5 f" N  E
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 p& ?3 q9 L1 L: Z) ~
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. 公仔箱論壇, g* i  m1 v: i( W1 c2 I
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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, N6 o) q! C* ^! J8 k) l! W5.39.217.76Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈
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# c( S/ s0 ?. j1 C/ H) jYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 5.39.217.76; d7 w4 D( ^$ m$ q

Older women are forthright and honest. 公仔箱論壇5 \$ J- x+ ~. y; \- G: T, @; ?
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 ~, D: x& ~+ t; K2 h+ \( k
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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; @6 e$ S% u4 l  s/ ?. tYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 J4 g1 g6 V: X3 ~5 o# C
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. + h, T2 m/ N9 W$ o4 z! J1 D# s% C
40歲以上的男人呢 ? 公仔箱論壇; v. m; Y" c1 r6 L

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
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1 `# h0 N& q6 @, A( ]7 pHere's an update for you.' c- b0 O& ~/ Q- u
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: \' @' C- h' @. \, E) F( ?
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!