美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :$ b8 z9 Z$ x3 g; [1 g

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人. ?# [, m* e- X  L
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8 w! Y: J. N0 ?公仔箱論壇Here are just a few reasons why？
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" ; j0 |; |) L. J/ Z3 z
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? 公仔箱論壇, t" Q5 v5 ?( Q" |! j( H9 X
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She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。5.39.217.76  F. y! C3 W) Q" B6 X9 C

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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
3 L* }8 Q' |- C公仔箱論壇40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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4 [% e; R. b7 M' }9 O5.39.217.76She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。公仔箱論壇. ?$ O2 m. d, b9 }
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Women over 40 are dignified.
; p$ [# x: d' G! ?1 x, ]9 F& A3 h40歲以上的女人穩重自持 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 L  |* ]. Q0 T5 w0 u
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. % e  g- u6 I1 c6 F9 q$ U8 _
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。

3 n$ {# u  n; h5 X& |5 b4 v$ MOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved. 5.39.217.76$ {8 v; p/ W$ }- k" L* R# I+ [
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( G" U+ c  n" y: K: Y
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 P* U, V2 M  J
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% \" [5 }& F! ]) f; y9 J  a4 MWomen get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. ! a2 e' x' L% `4 x, [
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. % U$ D: @8 k7 j. D
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest. " B. G1 s4 A  F5 j. A" p
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 5.39.217.76( z' ?1 E0 U0 ]& D
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 , _5 B7 l. F- q" X3 q

" K3 z1 G6 b" ?' p7 t) w: }8 CYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. : v  p2 O* ]5 d
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 3 \( i" O+ H; ?" E

, i2 ]8 N1 b4 r9 P7 k& e* [6 XYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
8 X6 z# i7 l9 c+ ~40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 公仔箱論壇' e. k3 s7 r: s# B  v7 ]3 ~5 S7 X
40歲以上的男人呢 ? tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: X" Y5 k: `! y& U% V8 s

6 k" A% b, `  ~& O+ b公仔箱論壇For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
" n! o0 D  }. t0 y, ?0 ^2 B6 K相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 5.39.217.76# N( ?, m! k8 O7 I0 p

/ E8 X& V! j+ ]2 @$ l# BLadies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
1 A4 [3 V# t! t, B, q女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
6 j3 e( w' V+ y! d  @8 ~# v- I那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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5 N0 q- U' v  ]! Z$ SHere's an update for you.
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 5.39.217.76: w# d& }4 f  Q' V# G
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' Y  j6 P7 Z5 v2 |4 H: B
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!