美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. 公仔箱論壇: ~" r7 y; I$ J! L" L3 k
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why？
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" 公仔箱論壇2 g) y, e. t% m* ]
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
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She doesn't care what you think.
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
# a/ |3 \' F- x. T8 o8 ]5.39.217.7640歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。

She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
+ E' t6 f; W4 Q她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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Women over 40 are dignified. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 N4 `4 ^: ~& b
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 5 ^# t, n6 U7 K4 \4 t
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. 5.39.217.76: z% M" T! R2 P6 Y) @
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 I. T; M4 F- K& C' U* h4 H

8 s0 g; y' W' ~4 |6 K; C4 X9 eThey know what it's like to be unappreciated. 公仔箱論壇# D+ l& {6 q3 W6 ]3 `" @
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 " X- P: [# e' W9 P) A

" x* d& h, S! k) Btvb now,tvbnow,bttvbWomen get psychic as they age. 8 I% P$ Y  `- n& q0 s
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 t$ p: Y! `, ]* h& o1 B
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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7 z0 o* G5 e* U# J5 F+ A# e5.39.217.76Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
1 H0 q6 F* u( i# M$ x只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 公仔箱論壇9 ]0 \8 B) g$ g- f  ]4 m/ D. A$ X
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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3 _3 a/ Z; L0 u5.39.217.76You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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7 _0 S0 a, y; D( H6 vYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( I7 \# W1 H1 f2 E
40歲以上的女人有很多優點

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3 N: r: l9 ^5 g! BFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% P$ z5 [" m& [) Z6 i. Q1 M

% u9 T2 o1 s; B/ ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvbLadies, I apologize. For all those men who say, , `( S8 {& s$ i
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : 公仔箱論壇& I) ]- F; w6 H) P/ R& Y8 P
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' j; ?, p6 u! ?4 R( w
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 y, C$ B) I! F+ ~  K8 ?0 F& w
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Here's an update for you.
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 公仔箱論壇% o* u$ E# o- L- T) y- A" U
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( ]' e1 z; |" x$ a  M7 b
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!