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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :3 n7 I8 i; J0 @% P5 K! T

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. + U, M  l* Y5 E0 [' q# j# K/ @
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why？tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! [1 H: ]' ~! f3 P4 a
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" 公仔箱論壇2 z; @0 H9 X* }2 O" n7 e+ S5 R2 m$ Y/ j
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
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She doesn't care what you think.
# ?* o3 P7 @( Z$ i0 i8 X5.39.217.76她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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+ B5 z0 p' \) Y) y7 [) X4 `She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 [  Z1 J6 C" U/ b8 G
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。公仔箱論壇5 S! B4 j# `4 r: q

Women over 40 are dignified. 5.39.217.76- Q8 J, s8 K7 }  u9 u
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 ! m* l/ o2 l* T# t* d* Z
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- ^# |8 b* x% R; Q. G
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. # @3 A) H2 u/ n
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. + V# U+ ^  {3 I
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) 5.39.217.762 j1 j& e8 D$ s6 e' y

6 P+ y$ S' M( {; k1 KThey know what it's like to be unappreciated. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 }. W; ?: O; ^* A6 R1 h# G0 G
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味公仔箱論壇" N! n% p- U8 \2 I4 w" `

Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. , m7 g- W& v' R0 Y
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest. / u. F/ W' U7 c: V$ M2 w5 h* z6 D: L4 R
熟女直接又誠實
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  d8 _$ J7 K7 G2 jThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. $ o/ I2 c6 Y+ {& n# U, ?
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* C2 k4 M5 A) ~/ y5.39.217.76You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 @$ K4 K; N6 Q7 x) t; M& a
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 1 K6 w0 n0 D- u; A
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. & C: {5 b1 n1 H* |
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
- c# @) R; [1 K9 z* T2 Z相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，

就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
' ?# _1 i) ]# f& @; V5.39.217.76女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. K+ r$ g' t( U0 C- Q& @# }
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人公仔箱論壇& S! S4 O: H5 q2 m' U3 c
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Here's an update for you.  L$ }# h6 g" b: K  |
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ y" ~  x* V7 B; o# `, p* k5 `) X/ L
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' O$ E! Y$ g: _7 G! B5 w
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 x0 f4 o( M, `
為什麼呢 ? tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 L% P- ?# m( H& I) T4 x* ^

! y4 B7 e; g9 ]( `$ CBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!