美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. 公仔箱論壇, E/ p  h0 F$ t8 y
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why？
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" 9 d# `$ l2 A) l& p- i3 I7 a
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? # K4 M  @+ U" Y% c$ J6 f
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She doesn't care what you think. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 B$ b: j+ m+ E: h; Y6 P, b
她才不在乎你在想什麼。5 j* p# b) R3 J3 }2 ~
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. ' M: R0 R! I; K, I8 T
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.公仔箱論壇8 [- d& Z$ b/ C1 t9 y
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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7 K8 L2 g6 }7 Y" a6 p/ k: JWomen over 40 are dignified. , X' h  k1 H  u5 r
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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8 C9 l% @. Z" K+ K- E3 lThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; {/ d* ~( h: j
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
- |0 }- x9 n2 S4 M當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. 5.39.217.76/ ]! I  q2 i/ i* ~
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )

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Women get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. 5.39.217.763 t2 q. p/ ~0 U2 i: u- h3 J0 S
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 5.39.217.766 s$ ?* b6 |" H$ M
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest. , D0 Q9 C% r5 ^* I' W. J( q  Q1 i1 K
熟女直接又誠實
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+ `( x0 ^1 D) HThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, d; U2 o( L6 i5 k! }; l* U
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 9 G4 h, L+ I4 L

1 }9 z# O! n& l8 V; dYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: P8 k2 Y4 P/ o
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: K4 f7 c- l. b: _
40歲以上的男人呢 ? 公仔箱論壇7 ^5 A4 T) K% H7 q! y( O
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- A- n) d! a# p: a9 t( r8 d
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( I+ h- @' n; b' x7 S+ \5 H# g
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : ) y9 v) m* c* p# T1 W6 r; w
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
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Here's an update for you.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 q0 I7 S3 J  Q% `* p: T
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 / V  [1 K, B6 Z8 H# H; P- p
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!