美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :: H0 c2 L! V0 b1 T0 n- n

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. ) s8 c& Q3 A3 u- _4 X1 f! z
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人公仔箱論壇6 S3 d; l4 |3 A& m7 R
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Here are just a few reasons why？5.39.217.76; g3 V" f" Y- T5 k
為什麼呢? 5.39.217.76; X4 `2 Z# y( l. J) B% K
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" & l" d$ c, S1 B6 q3 K7 |
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? ( C8 K, `* ]( |& I( Q

% R: |8 u+ s! W7 z& d9 CShe doesn't care what you think. 5.39.217.76$ U" S/ R! j3 j* N: K: u8 e
她才不在乎你在想什麼。公仔箱論壇  k- V0 O$ o# u$ J0 y

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% _, A" b: p, H; g1 t; ^5.39.217.76If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 N! r+ K3 r5 B' H$ {  s
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 m5 X& P% _) o1 L* x4 S8 v# b8 `# M
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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. s5 j& K9 d+ X; F/ x$ V3 D5.39.217.76Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫

; A  U+ s* X" y5 L+ c公仔箱論壇Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。公仔箱論壇- s0 q( `" d3 W& Y* t
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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! u8 u8 W$ m/ Z; z5.39.217.76They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 6 v" j* |$ p+ D& L9 u
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Women get psychic as they age. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! j- z, [) ?) v! e/ a" {
女人越老越通靈公仔箱論壇4 H$ j2 u% n) E2 w7 A0 S

You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
5 W4 |+ P- s& c8 `' e$ P; A3 J只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。

Older women are forthright and honest. 5.39.217.76, |  W1 i, d8 _8 l
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. [1 \3 p/ g; j3 L
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
! l0 ~0 u) W5 j# C: Z/ o- I你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( E" R1 b, Q' i4 ?5 R

9 Z0 @- r; K8 a/ m1 d# LYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 {/ ?/ m3 `3 o, C8 m
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 6 c7 @9 L$ |8 Z: ]9 A) L. v, a
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 ' A) V& r4 T* L

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, / ^- g- C7 n" U1 t3 J7 ~1 r& y
女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", 5.39.217.76. z+ ?9 |' S- R
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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Here's an update for you.% d* K0 B; c4 r) n) D5 D. C
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. % b/ s' j1 O5 @+ |; F4 o
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!