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, c8 J4 J$ v* T' q5.39.217.76一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」! A+ h( O l! `
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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9 d U3 C2 l- j8 q" Y ^, J「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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; E% ^% r4 [; m" p( ?8 J J5.39.217.76婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
5 _! u1 \6 ]- G( d; A) i' eAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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5 |- B; p/ D! r% A0 tA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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0 K1 @3 j. c3 }/ t2 R g& L* ~* G"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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x2 d7 c5 e$ jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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