一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。5.39.217.76) k/ f! Z1 p0 U
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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4 s# p& n/ x* O「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- m; D! P( T0 \6 Y
8 X, v0 C0 X# A" g5.39.217.76婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：+ w% C9 ^9 e+ `- _# ]9 C2 w
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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* U+ g/ W& u, v. X5 ~ P, ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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# ^- F$ D6 w. Q6 s公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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U u+ j. b: }. \. x& a* L1 Jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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2 J% z. T3 G: w9 F9 D: FThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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