一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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. b+ z8 _6 a; M' |" y5.39.217.76「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」5.39.217.763 M: O# W: q/ p" G O2 ^3 ?
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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! D+ A9 M, [# t1 f3 D6 w" wTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：5.39.217.76; E0 A- R# F L4 P1 a
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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3 O; t$ m5 o4 J4 r/ P! yTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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9 G( A* o. B+ F) r2 U5.39.217.76"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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- R. }, d) d- Y; o: q$ U" c"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.5 a+ t$ a: | e7 F1 f0 z
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