一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。公仔箱論壇, y/ {5 x6 B: Z$ k# _
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一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」5.39.217.76' d% H0 x+ d5 L+ V
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「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 }5 D& E2 C5 ^- v& F6 E: m
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「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」7 @1 @4 s; ?0 k! K2 R- _
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文:公仔箱論壇% T) D. d7 |$ b9 r
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.5.39.217.76# Y$ m# Z8 ~8 `$ h% y; Z
2 K( q: A( ]# t' }% t* otvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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. B1 M2 W5 x3 q: O0 b; c3 \The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |