嫁個有錢人【女仕一定要睇】

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最近香港有好多雜誌講到李澤楷同梁洛施呢個話提，因為又【有可能少了】一個超級王老吳結婚啦﹗咁女仕係唔係都想嫁比一個有錢老呢﹖定一或小時候的童畫世界【白雪公主】同【白馬皇子】呢﹖我係一個英文網站睇到呢篇文，現翻譯為中及英文，我個人覺得好好啦﹗唔知你/妳地認唔認同呢﹖

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提目﹕點樣先至可以嫁到個有錢人呢﹖

為左希望可以嫁個有錢人，我而家係度老實表白我的一切。本人今年25歲、我係一個超靚同時髦和有品味的女仔。我希望可以嫁比一個男仕年身50萬或以上。你地可能覺得我好貪心，其實年身為一百萬既男仕在美國紐約只算是中產而已。我的要求其實唔高嫁，有冇一的男仕年身有50萬或以上在這個論壇呢﹖你地係唔係全部已經結左嫁啦﹖我想問﹕我點樣先可以嫁比一個好似你咁樣既男人呢﹖至於我已前既男朋友，最有錢既一個只係到25萬年身，他已經是我所有男朋友當中最有錢的一個。如果將來要搬去西面的紐約花園住，25萬一年的收入係唔足夠既。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ e, n0 d  i, i
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我係度很請你地幫我解答幾個問題﹕
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( Z* \7 Q, {4 y- c) L, k! t( e其實你地知唔知最或比較有錢的大學生係邊度出入呢﹖【請提供酒吧名同地址、餐廳、健身室】
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2 b8 S+ S: G+ k2 C% K公仔箱論壇哪一群年歲最適合我呢﹖5 Q  P6 L' ~% }3 H$ B4 G
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點解所有富豪身邊既老婆都係好平凡既﹖我遇過有幾個女性朋友，她們的樣子一d都唔吸引，但係佢地竟然可以嫁比一個有錢富豪。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. S9 R% h0 S& L% T2 T* Q: ?% c
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你地的有錢男仕係點樣去選擇你的領一半呢﹖哪一種女仔只可以做你地的女朋友呢﹖【我而家係想結婚】
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有d驚既我回覆﹕
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妳好靚女，

我剛剛睇到妳的網上提問，真係覺得好有趣。老實講大部分既女性都有妳相同的疑問﹖請準許我係度分析一下妳而家既情況【站在專業投資者角度去發表意見】。我既年身超過50萬、剛好附合妳妳既要求。原因我提出我的收入，主要係想妳地知道我唔係浪費跟妳既時間。在一個商人黎講、同妳結婚只會係一個錯誤的決定……答案很簡單，等我話比妳知啦。公仔箱論壇( M! {* }* ]: L; p5 X4 h. K
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啦﹗我地詳細既內容唔講，妳宜家結婚既目標其實係商品交換【妳既青春同靚樣】換【金錢】。 A君提供美貌、B君用錢買妳的青春及美貌，係一個公平交易。但係，呢度有一個好重大既問題，妳的美貌會跟隨著時間變壞，但我的金錢通常都仍然存在，除非有一D好特別既事情發生啦﹗事實上我的收入只會越黎越多，而妳相返唔可以一年靚過一年。所以係經濟角度呢睇，我係會增長既資產，而妳係會眨值既資產，唔至係會眨值，簡直係一文不值隨著時間而改變。如果青春是妳唯一既資產，咁妳既籌碼十年後可能所乘無幾。

宜家可以引用華爾街一d術語，每一個商業交易都有一個定位，同妳約會都係一種交易定位，如果呢個交易價格下跌，我會把佢賣出去、當然唔會打算長時間擁有佢啦﹗同一道理放在妳所講既金錢婚姻上面，係比較殘忍、但係一個精明既消費者、對一d有大幅度眨值既產品，一係出租或出售眨值產品。當一位收入達到50萬年身或以上之男仕，當然明白個中既道理。我地只會同妳拍拖，係唔會打算同妳結婚既。我建議妳唔好去搵d有錢男人先至肯嫁。呀﹗重有、妳可以做到自己為有錢人或收入多於50萬一年，這可能比較實際，多過妳四圍去搵d有錢傻老，邊有咁多傻瓜係世上呢﹗公仔箱論壇7 C4 w, B3 m& x
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希望呢個回覆可以幫到妳。呀﹗如果妳對【出租】感情有興趣的話，請盡快連絡我吧…….

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A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' J2 ?  i. H% `' F$ Y" f

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 X. `1 Z% s; {( M

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this
year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a5.39.217.76" `! |' j/ R/ @0 s; ^7 q
guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy,TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 s9 N1 U$ r$ ~  W4 O8 V
but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New公仔箱論壇8 _4 ?# l  j2 a8 a- e
York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who
has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted toTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. Y3 R9 L/ G6 R$ g3 C$ E8 R: \
ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've
dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is
my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential
area on the west of New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income: k+ \0 O1 O6 A3 H
is not enough.
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I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the namestvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& e) f6 }9 ^' F) y
and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)公仔箱論壇2 P. q# Y; D" C$ F
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2) Which age group should I target?公仔箱論壇4 y7 I# x# {& h, k
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3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a
few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are
able to marry rich guys公仔箱論壇, g, d; @' B  G1 X' X* T0 E

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your5.39.217.761 t+ I( O+ @8 T; ]
girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)$ J6 l3 {/ L, ]  P, a, y

Ms. Prettytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* R! W# w9 `# @: x4 O
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Awesome reply:公仔箱論壇$ _, M& R! V9 Q2 n2 _8 ?
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Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots ofTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* q5 ~6 H& Z" R! e9 R
girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me) j, C% q% E/ p9 v
to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income  h" M: ~% s* h9 q5 T
is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone
believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a5.39.217.761 b: y5 }% E$ q1 W& K
business person, it is a bad decision to marry you.. The answer is
very simple, so let me explain.5.39.217.76* t3 g: S! {$ Y, A. F$ o  _

Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of5.39.217.76, X6 h. O7 J# }
'beauty' and 'money': Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for
it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your
beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good
reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but公仔箱論壇) v0 k' m! t7 z, a
you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of
economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation5.39.217.76+ Z7 _) S9 \6 I/ o1 ]& [5 h: ?
asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential% V2 Z6 K6 m9 S, f5 z
depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much
worried 10 years later.
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By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position,
dating with you is also a 'trading position'. If the trade value droppedtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ G5 o2 e9 Z+ T2 e1 G
we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long; Y9 G! ]2 ?4 P! ]5 l& V: O
term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruelTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 v1 V* o( p" M3 J; p4 A4 v
to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with
great depreciation value will be sold or 'leased'. Anyone with over
$500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will
not marry you. I would advise that you forget looking for any clues to
marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 n0 N( |, r6 h& c5 c0 I3 t0 O- c
rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than
finding a rich fool.5.39.217.76& y% J' W6 p1 z: E5 H

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in 'leasing' services, do5 O1 [! Z8 ], K: D; ~$ N
contact me...公仔箱論壇5 o0 T  W) |( x! c

signed,
CEO
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發表於 2009-7-5 05:46 PM | 只看該作者

許多道理許多人都明白。但真正會去做的卻極少。
我的思維一向是靚女做情人女朋友，相貌普通卻能給我最大溫暖與幫助的才做老婆。
可惜的是明白這個道理的都是男人，可悲的是無論我說得再明白，我身邊的女性朋友依然不懂。
不過也不要過於告訴她們現實，每個人都有梦：
年輕女性更需要有個美好的梦去給她們作為生活壓力的宣泄。
如同每個男孩年輕的時候都有個遠大的目標，理想。

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