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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ J4 [7 s  i& c9 M1 C: v7 h) ?
性本善:Sex is good.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" |% s5 C( o) J* ~& \
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' F& ^8 k7 G$ e' N  ^, v
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
# c* D+ Z, R+ o: _3 P* r! j公仔箱論壇苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.公仔箱論壇/ D0 j7 ]4 H! x* e
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ B% Z7 y* @6 ~$ e5 D7 t' r

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教之道:The way of learning it
% P) n% ^7 b6 n6 `  T& w公仔箱論壇贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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; K: Y" o. ]0 r9 s昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng公仔箱論壇6 Y7 u  f. B2 R3 l8 t- H
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
7 Q. c4 w* x- l1 q: Y- v公仔箱論壇
7 [/ M5 ~& V  \3 @) fTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。子不学:If you don't study hard,
! [3 P3 r, M7 o9 i3 {tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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2 y: o5 j# O) W. L7 t2 M2 xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb窦燕山 Dou, the Famous公仔箱論壇0 @5 `7 p3 g- P$ {( v; Q  [
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine% q1 R- p: N+ q3 F' u
教五子 All his five son took it
3 h7 L# N& e0 m9 B, n# V0 _名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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, P/ w8 i( ~. S! Y养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
8 I% y% o4 y# Q: Y) N+ R- `5.39.217.76父之过 It is all your fault.公仔箱論壇, o5 ~) u# V: W# ]/ g$ o
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
8 m. Q, \. H- Q7 o& R师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this& U9 Y$ P; p1 G% R) }
非所宜 but that is a real mistake# C; W! P* ~7 J7 ^! E$ h) P
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
7 e% ]6 G! r0 o8 j7 y' LTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,5.39.217.769 f9 X  T! \9 C" k- ~
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
" I3 P: e6 o% Z" _% ?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb人不学 If you don't learn sex,
! R: M' T6 y, f不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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