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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.
4 ~& r! k4 I7 p5.39.217.76性本善:Sex is good.公仔箱論壇# J# h; T# R' ]+ ^- E* |( X9 \
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.公仔箱論壇5 X: I& T6 N: b$ Z0 a% o8 ]4 u
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.% R8 V& U& R. n/ c# a+ }
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.公仔箱論壇6 f: b% _  c5 P, [
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
/ |+ C4 X7 y2 }* Y( ~" [公仔箱論壇贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, s2 ~" k# e9 C1 _3 `% J; C

) h3 Z6 N4 F/ u' X1 d3 f5.39.217.76昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
2 U! l2 N. `+ S& [3 K5 ?& q* x- F公仔箱論壇择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
& i! i6 r. r3 z6 y$ S& R: h' dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
! n1 z$ c% a8 j+ ~* L公仔箱論壇有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
( ?) \+ F7 d. p( C/ ]. hTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。教五子 All his five son took it( `+ q& y' V0 O) |) z* h
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 A- ?5 e  d% K0 e% Q. M$ |# }0 v

/ c( _$ H% }7 f5 {1 uTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
% r. _! J) a3 o# H; ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb父之过 It is all your fault.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 r; {# j0 ~7 }1 T
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
! ?2 w( b3 a: z) w公仔箱論壇师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.公仔箱論壇9 E( P# k/ u, E: T7 d

9 B6 F% I+ G: r& P3 P" h2 E7 }1 Ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvb子不学 You may refuse to study thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: L" o" G* S* r9 \5 Y6 O
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
7 a6 X# J2 x+ o1 D. e) X+ a% l幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 e- }. O, _0 p& E$ p% @
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,5.39.217.763 p  P% E) F1 I7 H: z
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
7 L& g% s1 Z; h人不学 If you don't learn sex,5.39.217.760 I4 w- k. R6 y- d
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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