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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.! z0 j, A' L7 C8 E& E  u
性本善:Sex is good.公仔箱論壇5 E7 S. l! s( _6 `0 T0 P1 f
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
' b* x+ G% n8 P3 n0 C习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
0 e5 |( e/ p0 U2 B# M4 ?0 m6 Q苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
/ B6 D; T$ a/ i& z+ F* U! Q, Y性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
, j- g0 n5 `6 O+ i( u! C* @贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
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7 T/ m% K) i& Q) @! g3 `& V公仔箱論壇断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
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教五子 All his five son took it. @) |. r! P/ H5 G3 h' }( q
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.! J3 X2 K. |) P9 i0 e, d
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
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教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
* Z' M% \' j7 v+ P; T' x$ H公仔箱論壇师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.4 [4 S8 Y4 P$ A; K" [9 E
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子不学 You may refuse to study this公仔箱論壇' D' k0 b* R: G$ f  Z
非所宜 but that is a real mistake7 G/ A! v, y3 \6 z  D
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ }* ]: W0 ]% k0 ?  J7 z
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged' K0 w" q& L2 i8 J4 r) n
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,5.39.217.76( o  b/ }& q  j' a5 A1 E+ h+ f
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( O& w% C7 Z/ `+ M
人不学 If you don't learn sex,5.39.217.76- e2 C# c+ v) g1 r1 O2 X- ^  u# O
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
曼联7号时代彻底改姓C罗
ha ha so funny joke....

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