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[笑话]英语幽默版三字经

人之初:At the begining of life.公仔箱論壇. ]- g0 d$ n. ~* ?# ^
性本善:Sex is good.5.39.217.76: [0 w% b( }  j! i5 x
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
* t3 H+ N0 d6 Q% `; I% O1 ]  L/ c习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.0 `5 S0 j- ~* p& g3 d# N
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.3 ^3 V/ J% q. c
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..5.39.217.76; U- O  Y# R& l) K/ e) w

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教之道:The way of learning it
( O1 k  I( U/ I! J1 R2 G1 y$ N3 S贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.公仔箱論壇2 h; w. z% ~4 O: V" x( J
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
6 K! W# C" q* Y1 W) C" d& C% @- ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.公仔箱論壇# K( }  \/ \5 o0 D2 |' _

8 P  x- ^, [; A, g& K4 o子不学:If you don't study hard,
$ o/ p: W) Z: k公仔箱論壇断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous* I: M8 w" [1 j/ D" A
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine" s% {. E( g! k
教五子 All his five son took it5.39.217.767 |# @5 |0 O/ i: Y( W
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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) ^8 b  W! r. m' V公仔箱論壇养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 ~" O0 d1 Z. w4 S
父之过 It is all your fault.
2 o( l# N* o0 K* N公仔箱論壇教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
9 c3 G& }: N3 v. ^6 C5 I+ B师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.5.39.217.76# P- A2 m1 g0 O  n5 r
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子不学 You may refuse to study thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 D9 ]( [6 J& B/ g, U
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
' v' h  o) Q3 Z" v" X! mTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
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! F. R; b2 J1 m* G* J玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,公仔箱論壇! R% ?/ R' O  Z& L
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. ]6 j6 r2 V& N! Q% \- \& J, d
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
4 I6 @3 B; x# R3 ]. a9 K/ s! G不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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ha ha so funny joke....

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