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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
* a+ Q( p/ |) W$ r公仔箱論壇> (1) Fine: This
/ M" E& k- G, H! |, Q" N公仔箱論壇> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right6 x5 C( q$ M; w, o! x% O4 ?
> and you need to shut up.
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> (2) Five5.39.217.76; Q$ {! B; H0 A7 c' Q
> Minutes: If0 t) w8 m+ V/ I+ F
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five5.39.217.767 ~) O( G. R7 B( s& R
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been giventvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! E# b% s; k- a: f
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around* [. e. _2 Z& @) b% e' r
> the house.
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> (3) Nothing: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 a8 ^1 d' ^! ~( ^) E( m% X/ Y
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you5.39.217.767 M; q6 w, F( d) m
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing5 W+ a$ {6 v+ t( D
> usually end in fine.
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> (4) Go
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) _) ]- S- R' J+ J- J公仔箱論壇> is a dare, not permission. Don't DoTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ s8 m% D; F! E6 n, w+ F8 @
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> (5) Loud
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> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftentvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- a. B0 n9 G* o1 ?
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
3 q, g8 G, I- [" F1 ^! p, RTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
* i+ f, {" I) B. u0 ?5 @9 V公仔箱論壇> here and arguing with you about nothing.
" }3 Z8 b" _% ]TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
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>
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> Okay: This1 y* `1 o! d9 o( Y
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to) T: _8 Z' `/ c5 [1 h. B
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
7 n9 S9 U, {2 V- I5.39.217.76> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your公仔箱論壇1 m- O7 {- S- ^/ I( b. m, j
> mistake.
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5 M6 v' X2 S. j# D7 F0 F公仔箱論壇> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say公仔箱論壇7 q6 ]+ n4 [( v4 L4 k+ S
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This" K1 Z; \7 X: O5 R" T4 [* |4 L
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is5.39.217.76( p. R4 c+ |, E% w& p  M7 ~
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
. W5 _% d+ U" a. J; v* b% N3 {) y) D% o( n> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
6 n0 i& ~- `; `% U> 'whatever').公仔箱論壇7 S. h& Q% J" z$ x; q
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> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don't
* D$ ^  M$ m) T% k- K8 U) l' ^> worry about it, I got it: Another
, y" }0 _% J) [* qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman5 Z8 x$ s' h5 r. F& S3 \/ ^# f
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
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0 B" }/ {  h. R/ m( l5 O* W  I: C> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
0 [1 l6 L; M& ?& @- D> response refer to # 3.
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