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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> (1) Fine: This
" D3 _7 J" @9 x> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
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> Minutes: If
( x: v( ^) ~9 |3 f. ~7 v5.39.217.76> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
, l' I6 M6 x* gTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
3 t& F% T/ i% A6 OTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> five more minutes to watch the game before helping aroundtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: Z0 j+ K# F3 {0 _
> the house.
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> (3) Nothing: This5.39.217.76- Y1 Q$ J  ~' v
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
0 v/ D) ^$ k& K2 K4 i5.39.217.76> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
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> (4) Go& Q& p2 B; Q+ p9 J
> Ahead: This公仔箱論壇9 i, a$ z  R/ j, _* `. L& G% R* K
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do: E' `* y( C! O3 r5 `! r
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> Sigh: This
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> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are8 L" P2 E+ T0 {( F% H5 ?* B
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing. X4 g! {% {; _/ J
> here and arguing with you about nothing.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; @4 I3 K& H5 E0 m
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
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> Okay: This公仔箱論壇. c; O1 P6 M$ K% i& G2 \& N
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make toTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" F9 ?, A: Q& y$ e1 `! z# K
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and* T& x0 w9 T( J. a/ Z" f1 u/ t
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for yourTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 M5 W3 q# P7 |/ N1 a: B9 F
> mistake.
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> (7) Thanks: A
' m3 j/ [0 S$ X8 C% y3 WTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
# L. `6 q- X+ F5 z- j- ?4 c5.39.217.76> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
/ g( w7 E9 y5 v/ V1 [. mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that istvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* f4 H% n  X) t5 q  {  H$ E
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT2 a! F5 ?- t" y
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 z+ E7 f3 n! K9 H8 ]  \- L
> 'whatever').5.39.217.76, [$ E, D$ W4 |# y1 l1 A7 V
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7 J2 W, F; w6 v2 J& g5 |  \5 j0 q> (8) Whatever: Is a# x/ @5 D$ S$ y# e$ ~, c
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don'ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( z, _# `* S$ r- g* A! H
> worry about it, I got it: Another
4 @" h! W" H3 V" a1 dTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman9 k0 y+ G4 C0 [& a9 c6 K
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it" J4 [' v0 [7 ?' J9 L; e1 R. J
> herself. This will later result in a man) {' T+ |& j; Z, z. @7 m6 \
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's5.39.217.76: }- {  O+ F+ S
> response refer to # 3.
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