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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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; M1 ~# b9 g$ [+ ^- d* X. y1 B> WORDS WOMEN USE
5 E. z$ k. V# W$ f" |> (1) Fine: This8 K, M3 b' `7 V. u+ U3 G2 y
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right公仔箱論壇# d- L: V" I9 t9 C# E
> and you need to shut up.8 _/ @: O( r$ r4 n/ l
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6 x. l8 b; K# r3 mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (2) Five
* E! i* Y6 _9 K+ P5 c& n> Minutes: Iftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% r' P% x$ D: ^3 `% T! n( V: h
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five公仔箱論壇) l' ~$ {+ j8 \: U: ~5 V. \
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
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> the house.公仔箱論壇# H8 V+ J* Z& Z& \6 f* k- N
> 公仔箱論壇4 y5 \- _* h1 P4 P( W( b* S
> (3) Nothing: This
" X2 h7 g0 J; E/ f; f6 T1 J公仔箱論壇> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
9 ]: K7 C0 g: ?  V0 I6 a7 s: D* w> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
& D7 |! v& S" X) [+ N4 \# F1 p> usually end in fine.
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> (4) Go公仔箱論壇6 z; @; g! }6 L% Y! l( g) |& c
> Ahead: This
  k1 X4 C$ Y' P$ E" e6 j, itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do: [/ `4 K" @/ k/ L
> It!
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> (5) Loud
1 k7 O; T+ |9 N$ x# ]TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> Sigh: This
1 w8 G9 s! N. l- C# a+ ?0 ~5.39.217.76> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
- Z/ B3 G5 y3 m+ Q/ ?> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are公仔箱論壇0 J$ q# y# U5 h' E+ {
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
" Z  U0 x' `7 a2 I) F$ Z公仔箱論壇> here and arguing with you about nothing.
9 \* |3 N2 T0 j  Y) M5 c0 u+ p> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning oftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 M/ K% c& |/ C7 S1 z  W" R
> nothing.)TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 H9 s, X) y  ?4 u* K7 h. [( ]9 q$ d
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5 A; S# d: z! r/ O7 L- G+ O' x> (6) That's
9 p. {+ D9 a1 r* {9 w7 vTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> Okay: This
% V$ J3 t! }9 D. S公仔箱論壇> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
( j6 _! q4 `6 y9 r> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and4 x! n6 p7 |& h9 M& c' G- W1 F; O
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for yourtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' N5 `. |. f8 [
> mistake. 5.39.217.76% L) M% x: \: u% D' i6 b
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> (7) Thanks: A
( i" j  U, j2 S( N' g$ S1 s5 ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say5.39.217.76$ {' X! k! I( y6 Q0 R8 E3 p
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
; Y7 Q$ T2 P# y8 [2 }# Z+ ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is" P7 O  |1 O0 [# o) ^/ a  }, k7 E' y
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
/ r" u5 E! w7 o4 k. w: [TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
( g  H$ [1 P1 q6 A6 o> 'whatever').( @1 F; T' g0 x
>
  O9 m/ [: V: S/ f9 b4 |> (8) Whatever: Is a公仔箱論壇$ w7 I! [) e+ F! h& _) k
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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% ?: m$ X( N7 M, Ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (9) Don't
2 v6 [" F  ^0 O( a' c( l2 b5.39.217.76> worry about it, I got it: Another
/ f! S; ]5 [: a+ g0 n6 y/ s& L* ^tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a womantvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" a& O+ P! N3 ~9 q5 {5 }
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
7 n7 d' n4 f  m: ]> herself. This will later result in a manTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 p6 @* o2 D  `1 s
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's+ m+ E7 j! g+ N1 e4 e7 O$ h
> response refer to # 3.
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