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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE公仔箱論壇8 L9 Z& k( E  `8 n! Z, E0 K
> (1) Fine: This
' q/ K6 v, \- d2 [" v7 a8 t> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right* W  f/ e+ t$ V: D
> and you need to shut up.
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: x8 \# d3 ]: x> (2) Five
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> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
( }* [6 z$ z" O/ y; F( N1 R' Z> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
$ D1 [2 L8 _% g4 R' I5.39.217.76> five more minutes to watch the game before helping aroundtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! g: c' l6 N3 B0 P5 o7 m9 u, |
> the house.
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$ ^7 D% t6 J3 O, ^> (3) Nothing: This: }2 m' u& M/ `" S) E4 Y  ?
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
! Q6 \7 H& F1 }) K* {! F2 b: ?+ i5.39.217.76> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothingtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 \8 _0 P% E$ p  z# E; Z3 M# c8 n
> usually end in fine.5.39.217.768 O7 r: L# F2 m( }! U5 }
>
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> Ahead: This
  o7 C: d* D" b5.39.217.76> is a dare, not permission. Don't DoTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ F* g5 c( L$ l+ N& J
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! }$ O0 @# Q# y) Q9 m5.39.217.76> (5) Loud
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" b7 `5 i0 J2 M6 c5.39.217.76> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
' E. I& L6 r* C& m/ O; t$ `+ d4 @公仔箱論壇> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are5.39.217.764 z4 E* i4 X7 ?1 l& }  x
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standingtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ g; t* _' B6 h6 o9 V
> here and arguing with you about nothing.$ g: b: }' u- d: v# t
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
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> (6) That'stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# L% X. z3 u7 Z4 b/ f
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> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make totvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 s! Y# m( X8 u. Q* a; i) P* h- L
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ B, H, i' y+ X; G0 v4 ?
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
+ G. |" w' m- @% m* W公仔箱論壇> mistake.
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& O( n( v3 C8 _1 Y公仔箱論壇> (7) Thanks: A
1 O% j) h, \/ I& O2 i( ]' U5.39.217.76> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say5.39.217.76+ V( x2 L, w6 P, V, g5 M) a
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
' Y+ `4 p& N3 ?+ t- }( D) E/ L5.39.217.76> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
; [! |: `) l' N7 g( u6 y> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
, j- E) }, x: Btvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
1 e2 `' ~0 T9 q0 @4 V5.39.217.76> 'whatever').
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. Z' f+ n- E5 P5 T5 ?8 a, r& O$ v公仔箱論壇> (8) Whatever: Is a5.39.217.761 `. N/ J( s+ K5 d5 R
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> worry about it, I got it: Another
% I2 X! d) f* {" Y2 r: Y0 B* p. Z" Etvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
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> herself. This will later result in a man
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> response refer to # 3.
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