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2 a; n9 i& ^/ X2 m0 z公仔箱論壇> WORDS WOMEN USE5.39.217.76/ H8 x& n  ]1 H" K# h( g; s
> (1) Fine: This
- P) _/ E& l9 J1 m/ Z5.39.217.76> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right5.39.217.763 T& p& U# K! h, d9 s! d! t8 Q
> and you need to shut up.& r$ P/ N5 R; J) |3 D- C
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> (2) Five
& K  d% J) Z6 N5 E* R公仔箱論壇> Minutes: If
1 v, I+ O+ }. M8 X5 u. t> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
* I  }9 U& B- R$ C: T& f公仔箱論壇> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given* K$ K3 I6 T" L& G+ [: V
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
4 C9 {% e, X; ^TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> the house.: [6 w) t% h9 w1 P
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> (3) Nothing: This
$ y! L% w& o/ j! p& k0 ]8 X9 lTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you5 h& L& w* R. j" A
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing公仔箱論壇$ d- L' R! V0 j  X6 A9 I
> usually end in fine.3 O& X7 c# o  R3 i
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> (4) Go
$ U( W& |3 K7 B; H! j6 j% Y> Ahead: This公仔箱論壇; R4 N& u+ @! q" ?
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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) K/ ?$ g1 Y+ V7 [5.39.217.76> (5) LoudTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! b; v2 w! H5 Z! m4 u; i8 V
> Sigh: This
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> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
9 F  w$ R0 E+ K- h' y; ^5.39.217.76> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing公仔箱論壇  Q! p7 k& I$ t2 ~0 f/ d" W
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
" k) q3 K- v$ v% N$ \( N1 k7 N/ \> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
0 r2 e$ k# y) M" y* R> nothing.)
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& Y. q1 B6 R- F2 _+ i公仔箱論壇> (6) That's& x% W  p4 e9 G! J
> Okay: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. y2 H" C( z& O' I7 m$ q7 _8 l
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
8 ~4 Z  h/ _+ Q3 y1 P. Htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
! n6 W9 E) q0 J5.39.217.76> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your8 `% v. j2 e2 A& V" @
> mistake.
% C2 V( L& p, W% utvb now,tvbnow,bttvb
. E* Q0 q: v3 H) ^6 Z  M: RTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (7) Thanks: Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ |; @- n* _. I, \$ o, C6 x: g
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just sayTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& m3 h" F7 O  f: t4 E2 Q
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This公仔箱論壇7 b! u, E. Z! E* o# t! [
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is公仔箱論壇! P2 I0 F- q' k6 L- a# |; G, M) e
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT5.39.217.76! |2 A, F1 W0 r. g! e) H( O+ |$ l
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
% N- a/ f% a1 J8 @' e2 ]公仔箱論壇> 'whatever').: [# S5 u0 n/ ^" {, i9 s% v' A8 Y
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> (8) Whatever: Is aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 u  H' [8 G/ t+ W, ~
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! / U* n$ p/ ?" c) X; R! s- i2 }. [

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> worry about it, I got it: AnotherTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 w, ]+ U8 N$ T$ D1 i. t( T
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman公仔箱論壇- y( v% X2 }& i" w
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it5 v9 V* I* }$ ~* k% D
> herself. This will later result in a manTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 M3 F7 a" p& {: ~% M0 w
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
( r- N4 b3 m' _& U& Q, \: w, E公仔箱論壇> response refer to # 3.
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