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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE公仔箱論壇  {( {6 @' L4 ]; K$ x. z& C
> (1) Fine: This5.39.217.76! A% O% ?* Z( j
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
7 _2 K% I) q1 o! X5 L* {1 k0 m> and you need to shut up.公仔箱論壇% _* A1 a' h- ^3 h) m
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& T0 I2 B1 D5 ~7 R4 }> (2) Five
1 ?/ i9 ]+ `+ S公仔箱論壇> Minutes: If9 p4 p/ b9 T. F1 q& ]7 K
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five公仔箱論壇  X/ Y1 O5 B' {# A
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
2 S7 w. Y$ F0 a5 F5 J6 i1 s7 R5.39.217.76> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
3 {" L$ O9 v- |$ j0 e> the house.公仔箱論壇0 X2 t9 {% l9 D5 i. \, L
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> (3) Nothing: This
6 s8 Z* h* Z6 M& _$ b9 N6 y5 ETVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
2 l8 o8 k2 d9 [8 O8 O$ f. R; |TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
4 v3 O( Q% P- }& _TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> usually end in fine.5.39.217.764 @3 J" L" x& i. u6 w
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- J1 e& I4 P/ |  w> (4) Go
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> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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3 A4 A. j# a4 m) p> (5) Loud
, ^2 y+ {- E( t' O1 d, D6 ]5.39.217.76> Sigh: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" R+ i% o. k6 u% z( x
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftentvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# V5 \, K/ C8 F, X' g; `
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are公仔箱論壇3 M2 f' F2 {0 `" Z2 X& L# B; S' J
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
. d$ C5 r( E( O7 v3 q( qTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> here and arguing with you about nothing.% e$ t7 p. B, T7 L* B) {
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of5.39.217.76$ b% _6 S) q8 @
> nothing.)
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6 Y' ]0 ]7 k0 h* U  L- v> (6) That's
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> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to5.39.217.76" c- `: n" \. @0 W9 y5 g$ ?
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 D: X0 M8 |7 T+ n  a2 g4 z4 J
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
3 n! E7 `& _1 n/ |公仔箱論壇> mistake.
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> (7) Thanks: A, D# M7 f( R/ j& v" [% E7 F" E
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say  \# f, U0 l. @+ Y
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( }1 X6 @; z; s% W
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is5.39.217.765 {7 [0 ~* T' l  d( [
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
: d  S5 ]7 k% Q; }4 utvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
0 W) V4 b  p6 h  o+ B> 'whatever').
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6 r  |% T9 @% v: ?+ U  ^' n1 E> (8) Whatever: Is a- S$ l4 }; N6 \" l0 W) @9 z7 y
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don't7 J& h  I% Y/ H- o& Y( V' B
> worry about it, I got it: Another! b! J/ x* h/ J5 W7 R
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
1 K# h6 L* m# D) ^  A> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it+ [5 S) Y! @/ R3 i7 `8 Z
> herself. This will later result in a manTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. W1 U* J4 Z4 \, y" ^9 T+ ~
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's+ z+ `, k0 S4 m4 M# j
> response refer to # 3.
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