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( y, @) T; |  d5 A! }8 G) d> WORDS WOMEN USEtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 [( R. i% Y1 q
> (1) Fine: This
; F' C2 b, d" N, d# X5.39.217.76> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right公仔箱論壇* r- F6 t- x0 Z
> and you need to shut up.
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> (2) Five
( }2 j. H/ G5 A+ `6 a  H5 \> Minutes: If
; u6 T" Y1 K; I! b, F- W> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five/ m% f3 E* O& m' w/ v9 P1 k
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
- s4 r) F! i* E5.39.217.76> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
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>
, d2 f! B7 U1 y公仔箱論壇> (3) Nothing: This
7 ?, i, K( K( `( s' `) w0 L% W5.39.217.76> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you公仔箱論壇- T: ~& C8 B+ g# A  G" J! {
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
& I" p4 T) ^" g. ~> usually end in fine.公仔箱論壇/ o6 U" c- |, q( b
>
1 |" M! o; q* a7 q  ?8 {- X> (4) Go
4 Y0 i# R) _/ m2 F+ g3 g% Q1 ]5.39.217.76> Ahead: This5.39.217.76+ f4 {) a0 J9 M' l
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do3 V; g* L( X" d! i& u
> It!
8 {/ _; n6 i3 q( l5.39.217.76公仔箱論壇5 ?3 w* |+ K  S& O$ ^
> (5) Loud
3 G' R* U- W, |! W9 g( Mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> Sigh: This
' w5 e, A! M0 l" P, M$ itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
/ ~! B% l+ u" L. z1 K5 ^> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
7 g1 {0 t/ [6 }6 n9 ^> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standingtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( \7 N9 K, G, h
> here and arguing with you about nothing.5.39.217.76" f7 p% L! u  w% X8 X# ^6 @
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of公仔箱論壇; s- i& G+ K6 G' G+ f' F. Q8 d! W
> nothing.)
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> (6) That's
7 z& S( L9 ~2 W2 }! ^& ?TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> Okay: This( M' K) m$ E6 m
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make totvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 Z( G" ?1 Y- a% R1 c& R$ `
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 b/ {* J+ x; M
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
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. w# Z/ n% K+ |' N. ?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (7) Thanks: ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 o& M5 g, ]. n" c6 g
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just sayTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& J: E# B7 \5 b/ K
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
* L- K4 s; `8 w* i> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is公仔箱論壇6 x& A9 y4 F: g2 D0 A! ?
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT* s' U# A# {( }; C
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a5.39.217.764 N9 z& L! Y6 O7 k
> 'whatever').公仔箱論壇/ @% y; \+ r/ p9 x) f7 ^
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> (8) Whatever: Is a
1 x5 l: c+ U& k! }> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. h! Y( |5 x. R$ h! N4 e4 U
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> (9) Don't
7 E% F0 Q' Z: L6 K7 t公仔箱論壇> worry about it, I got it: Another5.39.217.765 _7 j- u9 X; m, M/ V8 i6 C" t5 h
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
! P  j7 l7 w( g! J& ?; F6 G2 I1 nTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it5.39.217.76  v0 N7 Y% k7 C
> herself. This will later result in a mantvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 J" A5 ?3 X7 Z% T4 B4 Y+ h
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
5 P& ?- t& S! _- p- y+ @7 {0 u. Itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> response refer to # 3.
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