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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
( Q3 D9 P2 f; m3 H0 d6 q" ^> (1) Fine: This
) f+ x+ L6 h9 x  O$ o5 q. Q- E公仔箱論壇> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right$ k' r) z& J# }" A. c
> and you need to shut up.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- @; I! F' c: t0 N. u3 Z
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, q8 f0 Y% F, V公仔箱論壇> (2) Five
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> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five% C& X' i4 _. N: C+ D: M) y
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given公仔箱論壇6 v' r: V* m  Q4 t1 I+ s. X5 u# }' x
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
7 w& N* I8 R: C( B3 b4 p公仔箱論壇> the house.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ n& }" N: b3 {  s! g- u
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> (3) Nothing: This. I& D* I1 {! ]
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
0 H6 w8 W6 \( y! y' G3 E: _tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
2 z; z, ^) W# j' y3 J# X6 S; x( ^- Q公仔箱論壇> usually end in fine.
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> Ahead: This
3 l% X( j; S; U0 v0 l( t7 t/ K5 [, |tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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1 _9 ^4 U3 f, M; h公仔箱論壇> (5) Loud$ l3 \. R8 u* V2 M0 D, a9 ~, z
> Sigh: This
/ a% q0 H1 g8 Y  I6 o. e/ J' Y> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often/ J$ M" n$ h4 }/ z. H# [$ J6 \: M" p2 o
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
* E7 n; b) H) Z! o3 t6 K> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
' }4 }2 b5 w/ @6 ]. L+ s  O> here and arguing with you about nothing.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ G, z6 z: h9 |6 A/ T4 e- o0 c  W' B
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
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+ h! G" R( X, S5 Y4 O% Y1 D- @> (6) That's
: r. i9 i3 |- X' W" X5.39.217.76> Okay: This& |& j1 M0 H$ g& C6 i& z+ k2 D
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make toTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 M$ \7 g6 W0 ]: u
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
3 u& Z. Y* m. X& utvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your  \! `) e* x1 t
> mistake. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- [8 Y- u: K9 \* A5 o

: @" z" ]8 D# m0 U4 N+ M) P) ], Ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (7) Thanks: A2 J! H4 ]/ f( r! N: }
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
7 L, Z* Q+ j* C> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
% I/ K- F1 z& K4 l* O1 V* ETVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is' c- ]" v8 i: I
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOTTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 x& N) P9 C1 s+ N( E! f5 I0 {
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
7 W2 y" ^1 v: D- J# D5 i> 'whatever').9 `% A! L6 Q$ W3 ^
>
# n! U' F, _- Q/ E6 ^9 w7 i5 j5.39.217.76> (8) Whatever: Is a
1 C9 m4 t! `% k- U+ M* }% q5.39.217.76> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 5.39.217.76- D& x( l7 n8 ~9 H# E5 U
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> (9) Don't
% e/ `! K; N: R. k  M5.39.217.76> worry about it, I got it: Another
/ }( A' \9 `# w; _& m* u> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman公仔箱論壇- o9 W8 V- C" u9 G6 x+ o
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing itTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. k; T; I3 P, D: B* S- E
> herself. This will later result in a man
" p5 ^/ I  m# s- T: v+ J5.39.217.76> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
  M7 Q" Y1 R6 Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> response refer to # 3.
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