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> (1) Fine: This
6 G, N/ M0 u4 E: C8 e+ z4 atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
0 @9 T9 n% @/ E+ K* A4 [# ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> and you need to shut up.2 O+ b; P" ~5 j' e- A: q6 \
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+ F7 a* _+ E$ X6 [. S+ Jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (2) Five公仔箱論壇( Q9 Y3 U& q8 h
> Minutes: If
+ s+ J5 G+ x, R  k7 |公仔箱論壇> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
' t2 @3 U4 Z9 ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given  K. k0 E- J) w
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
8 z- ~- U1 n$ R# P7 Z  GTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> the house.# |( g' ]) [) T! u( p0 R
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3 x/ E6 d7 H* |7 |; h5.39.217.76> (3) Nothing: This
) Y' l0 v; M) G. [TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you5.39.217.766 v: E% i! Z( y" [( x% a) |: H
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
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> (4) Go公仔箱論壇  a  l5 H- z1 H+ _: S8 o
> Ahead: This
6 ~' `' D' {1 ~7 V4 O* kTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do* A# a' M0 L+ a! b$ }0 W
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> (5) Loud# N' Z9 U' i# K- p* \
> Sigh: This
, O+ \/ ?8 E, R/ x; ]5 c> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
7 n3 X0 U' D& }> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
/ l6 s; m4 `: C2 u# Q* Ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standingTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 G( D( n; E) d+ S/ E) F
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
, {& A1 G6 x8 Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of' J0 H5 {4 i# j' {6 K
> nothing.)
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# ~- U# U/ u- R- y# X) E! o> (6) That's
0 A8 K# [0 l0 P% l: t公仔箱論壇> Okay: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 ]# f1 z; B+ L  g. `% \
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to! M  M+ v2 X4 A* ^2 A
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and公仔箱論壇7 a  W0 w( K1 K& o1 c: [2 z: F% I
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
) d' s' ]. f. M* n2 jTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> mistake.
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> (7) Thanks: A
( z: M. W8 g: h7 Z" F+ ?) z$ b' ]> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just saytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 y5 E2 I% s8 W& R4 u
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
2 b) V% s. Y5 J& t> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is$ i. n1 S1 Y4 _/ X& @9 S
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT公仔箱論壇- o* v8 q& J; p! q/ N8 i: y
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
, b' l4 z; A# U> 'whatever').公仔箱論壇& Y" @, N! M% H
>
  @+ ]0 ~+ i8 L6 m( q6 |TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (8) Whatever: Is a0 }4 K6 P$ C8 L1 I+ l3 u
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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3 j0 Q2 X" y+ \0 ?) L/ Wtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (9) Don't
, R& J, Y3 r5 T0 Q> worry about it, I got it: Another
8 N" `& w& |4 I5.39.217.76> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
( Q' I5 @: r0 ]* h) j0 Q0 `公仔箱論壇> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
% n! Z  {- Q9 o; o* T/ nTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> herself. This will later result in a man
5 k3 g# X& n' V# S6 A2 g5.39.217.76> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
: r0 N9 j0 U7 |9 T4 |* {TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> response refer to # 3.
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