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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
+ l( Y* f* l2 l公仔箱論壇> (1) Fine: This5.39.217.76; N4 {- D9 P# }0 S6 h3 M& V
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are righttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- }: F8 f; X! O* q; ^7 M& _3 }
> and you need to shut up.
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7 M4 V; Z: Y. k# z# _tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (2) Five
& M2 P$ Y' s' U# s% @# p公仔箱論壇> Minutes: If
* J) J  ^" L! b1 H$ k" F7 t> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five公仔箱論壇7 r: F( O5 n; Z7 Y% c: E0 `$ O: i
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
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> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
& h* m; n/ `2 Y9 e% b> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
/ q1 e/ E6 @" E: E5 m0 m3 q> usually end in fine.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 m% d- y$ k; i4 X- h# l
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> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do公仔箱論壇! `& A$ N0 l! y" d
> It!
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7 t- ?- I, g" \# y/ U1 M% z$ Ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (5) Loud
! K$ H, u4 o# @8 H> Sigh: This
# U% d. m1 T7 P7 j3 R. B) j6 V; o3 P> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
  A2 P* Q! w! x> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
( T8 Y- a9 |" C0 {) Z3 R5.39.217.76> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing! X' K( U4 a5 a. i5 s+ ~7 f
> here and arguing with you about nothing.公仔箱論壇! ?* a# m  |' y+ U7 w
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
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> (6) That's
7 T& r: k6 B: Q; F9 }& x9 ?5.39.217.76> Okay: This
; \$ s5 O& _" Z' _1 d> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
1 G3 P" s/ ?9 K: X+ H! x. C5.39.217.76> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and5 l5 {$ O. m1 {+ O6 o& p. q
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
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0 k: V, ~( O8 i公仔箱論壇> (7) Thanks: Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb  S) p  E0 q! n2 O! ]
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
4 J4 ~% j8 k- c! Y> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
/ O7 L, i6 T4 D! T+ Ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
1 `. F3 \3 v- P) f( t> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
4 u1 b, {2 O, h" I> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
) C& F7 {: J* y& _& ?2 Stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> 'whatever').
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> (8) Whatever: Is atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ `% p5 X* y7 {* L# J( P% h
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don't
* f  W; n9 F  u0 p1 s5 A+ }5.39.217.76> worry about it, I got it: Another
. o% I' P/ |& K+ ]8 K" R+ H4 L$ [0 ~> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a womantvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: Y0 Z% G! E' W1 A9 T
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it5.39.217.766 U# s2 y7 d& |$ g, R
> herself. This will later result in a man
5 V% R: m, b4 \- L& {2 l+ W  g& Ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's公仔箱論壇, @. M) H$ ]& C3 n
> response refer to # 3.
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