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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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- R4 \* B3 g6 Y, I6 A. d5.39.217.76> WORDS WOMEN USE
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> is the word women use to end an argument when they are righttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, d9 U/ v8 p' d% \% `$ y
> and you need to shut up.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" k9 V' K  H- f7 E6 s$ G9 ?8 P
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> (2) Five
7 n- G" X- F& W+ O' O" P) m; k> Minutes: If
& E+ ]8 J5 V6 C5 k* ^- N7 h3 S> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five3 e) x) m  D+ I$ J! s; [* Z
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
( o, n8 N$ _$ X8 S( N> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around公仔箱論壇1 r) v) P& O4 i; o( Y' H$ K
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> (3) Nothing: This
# i$ [" W8 Z1 h5 G> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
( y# W* B, `& N> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
0 [) j, C8 d+ E% ]. yTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> usually end in fine.公仔箱論壇0 A- @! D8 r$ Y! l; T) B
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$ n) q# n' M7 ?2 g- f> (4) Go
- d$ W1 E0 [3 r; a0 `7 e2 r> Ahead: This
) [, R) W% `/ e9 F/ A' y  Rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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5 w: r' U% R' d1 l6 m3 Y# B1 B5.39.217.76> (5) Loud
. C1 q5 m1 m! G9 V3 m$ j2 a( E5 q> Sigh: This
1 `/ M4 t- ^3 T  ~> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often公仔箱論壇% b* m, q" R/ s9 k
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you areTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 S4 o7 M8 R- \7 T  K
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
; U. l- v0 h3 |# Z4 J> here and arguing with you about nothing.
, p& }! t2 V  n% u  \TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of5.39.217.76( g3 O; ?1 N4 \7 c+ N2 Z& |: r
> nothing.)3 k# p* z- O; W) a$ c
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% M+ y5 C7 x9 J+ L* A- V9 H& g" g> (6) That's
! k' P& o$ q8 x) F: u. Y" I* t7 s公仔箱論壇> Okay: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( C2 T- R1 h8 K! W! `
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to5.39.217.76& V* N+ j& A4 a. t% N! H
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( E2 Q. J5 O# I. H, ]9 G7 g( [
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your5.39.217.761 K" k4 V6 _1 n- k3 g
> mistake. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 C4 V& s9 A% t
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> (7) Thanks: A公仔箱論壇# f; D8 [* B1 _, A
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just saytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. Z7 D' v6 ]& ~+ X; }
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
- I( Q  ^$ G5 W* P: |( A% A  FTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is! ^0 M" V, T* S$ X, b
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT5.39.217.76( O* N- ?9 U6 [5 ?
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a: X% G6 o7 t- i' q0 u! k' |0 Z; I
> 'whatever').
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> (8) Whatever: Is atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 B8 V, A  I* r  E1 q
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don't公仔箱論壇5 ?; z( z% ?  m6 t
> worry about it, I got it: Anothertvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; Y) G' u3 G8 ]0 [' X/ g
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman& M5 i/ L: V; H! ?
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
# |$ Y+ A, F# J9 t1 h% a公仔箱論壇> herself. This will later result in a man公仔箱論壇% a( {  @6 N+ V. C) {8 S; V2 F
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
" e6 x4 @- e% o# W公仔箱論壇> response refer to # 3.
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