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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USE
0 s6 j& Z- O6 J' f2 w> (1) Fine: This
/ v. f0 ^) {: l# P1 ]" Y5 _tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
6 n% }, A& ]0 h/ B! s" Q5.39.217.76> and you need to shut up.  x8 b7 i- K( o
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> (2) Five
( v7 `2 S( J3 M4 f0 k> Minutes: If
( B* W$ O1 y# u# `- p6 y4 |公仔箱論壇> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five公仔箱論壇) H8 N% u! _" Y" e
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given公仔箱論壇0 K/ D8 Q- E8 ?9 {& h8 `
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around5.39.217.764 D7 \# C4 [" f
> the house.公仔箱論壇& K* T% B6 j( D# q7 `
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# U% ]/ K+ x0 i( b0 Q2 ^- \tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (3) Nothing: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% H2 a* b* q. Y- t- k( o6 H2 j
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you公仔箱論壇" ^4 P5 h) g8 o; g( Y: B
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothingtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 c  [# R- m6 O/ r' j
> usually end in fine.
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> Ahead: This公仔箱論壇) X* g5 F1 ~8 Q
> is a dare, not permission. Don't DoTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- ]- k6 X- r& f: @$ B6 E
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, v4 y9 X. ^: y4 M" B3 H4 U  a" d; p$ Htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (5) Loud
6 L. {9 m: K7 [, ]$ N3 d0 I公仔箱論壇> Sigh: This
( l4 y3 o* E! \% V) _> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often- u; J) d. d' g3 W! F5 ?  g6 N
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
. m* j+ b5 d4 w7 Q" B> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standingTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. ~( X3 y* B$ E9 z: B$ L
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
, a, n: v0 t. M' I6 Q9 Z( c! m7 `tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of+ J) g) Y* y5 @: F) y
> nothing.)5.39.217.766 ?1 C# d% [: o# `) q  ]6 P7 m9 A& Y
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> (6) That's
. l' E2 e- l# Q3 _TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> Okay: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 r9 `/ w- Y8 r& g' s' Z
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
( a" l) V( C. Q; e& |4 ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and6 E7 l/ {1 X  a. W! B2 t
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your1 E1 N- `- E: o% |* p0 C2 n; H
> mistake. 公仔箱論壇5 f+ n" Z/ {: r/ G5 ]3 {
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> (7) Thanks: Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 h: \7 K+ x6 e# p9 C# x( p
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say4 W1 @; }4 J% L, n$ c" {; L
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
/ |3 n( b) p8 ~tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that isTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- I* a# |  r% G
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
" M7 W3 e$ x9 N' g. x& v. v5.39.217.76> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 J; p8 X( G5 B
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> (8) Whatever: Is a5.39.217.76& `6 x# g7 O* D6 s9 x5 d+ U
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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# ^+ @3 _* r# M, ^公仔箱論壇> (9) Don't公仔箱論壇7 Y; f4 \# i0 X) z) W
> worry about it, I got it: Another5.39.217.765 M2 P/ [% y- d$ y. ~# ^
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
; j7 Q) s( d/ O7 i" B( o- N> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
+ |, C  D" h: N' _TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> herself. This will later result in a man公仔箱論壇& W8 z( V8 N* y, |8 A1 o. M0 N' l' _
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman'sTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; }! e* O& p! R6 B' D0 D& S, S
> response refer to # 3.
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