返回列表 回復 發帖

[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

NINE公仔箱論壇: H7 `& t/ x% f/ u5 y  Z
> WORDS WOMEN USE' C6 p2 {+ ?: p1 A* ?, s  @
> (1) Fine: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& m4 P, E, a, a% p
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
: z4 Z$ s+ ?7 c5.39.217.76> and you need to shut up.
5 @1 {* D9 x3 {" k& C5.39.217.76> tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' E0 y5 z8 i6 {: Y0 _/ z
> (2) Five
- g' F# d, Z) k% e> Minutes: Iftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# K9 j/ L0 n4 c2 a. e6 j4 E
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five5.39.217.76. O0 ]8 `5 P) {5 B" q
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
9 _( p; b0 l- K9 v  C6 Ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around" ]7 }3 @( u2 C& ]$ M
> the house.
. N# O, J; U( {: }4 wTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。>
/ e& c: v1 _% C& _& z/ g% G> (3) Nothing: This; b+ z+ w/ o* I# S8 [
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and youtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 T  x3 l8 b8 ~- ]. x
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing1 y' O" ?3 {7 d# l! t* p
> usually end in fine.
/ H1 P3 S1 l6 s& {$ ~>
/ _/ n+ f. k: w9 R! Z/ Q+ Q: C% P' F> (4) Go
$ P6 p; J  \- ^$ n. h. Q" }5.39.217.76> Ahead: This
$ t3 d) [3 G8 i2 t4 Y# F公仔箱論壇> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
6 |. k- G8 B, b9 x4 e3 V1 s2 ^, a4 vtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> It! 8 Z, ?8 l9 [0 q" q; V: Z- `, X
6 D1 i  o2 H$ m6 A! }& r) D5 s; F
> (5) Loud
3 K7 `9 r5 J, V: J: k. l# p0 A0 K1 @公仔箱論壇> Sigh: This
  c* `' ?- j' d5 ?( A公仔箱論壇> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftentvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% P5 h! q% C2 {3 n; o" j  J/ F0 ^# Y
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are公仔箱論壇+ I$ o6 D7 w5 b. P2 T0 O+ [
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing5.39.217.76/ ?) C; }* v/ r0 _0 O
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
1 M) a, B# c  R% c7 {tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
6 y) N5 J& p" o6 Q5 Ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> nothing.)
8 L, a" w1 |% A> 1 k8 m( T$ x7 H1 X  s  R
> (6) That's8 d) y) c' b: D/ a$ w
> Okay: This
/ |/ d9 x& r$ ]' ~  ]& i# zTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
, M3 }9 k. a, E3 E) y> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 B6 u1 h7 X" R- M; x! m
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for yourtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 j$ }+ V7 X) N3 S* W( S
> mistake. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 S  ?& T1 A0 r& I5 v
TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! S: n  X& g4 n" W' H6 J1 N* N
> (7) Thanks: A
2 ^( p$ _( N) }" f& \5 W) n5.39.217.76> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
# i$ B: W1 [( {& B3 V* t5.39.217.76> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This公仔箱論壇& l5 f/ N8 q! r3 u/ {! g/ k) I
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that isTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 p; N! B7 K4 v7 b! T( p) v2 a
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT% v' B  Q' M! K( E- O7 X& m2 W, O
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
5 O9 G. C/ e5 M% mTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> 'whatever').TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! ?, W- c& [# @  S/ k$ f
>
! Z" R8 f' U5 v2 V/ A8 q# M> (8) Whatever: Is a
1 F) J8 m2 l4 N+ H8 \> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 5.39.217.76& m$ C% M: ~" O; m+ ^5 E

! p1 i- t* Q0 u1 a' I7 ^6 }> (9) Don't
9 b* a* b6 N' p- B4 \* i> worry about it, I got it: Another6 h+ j# l; d8 {# i4 p
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman4 X. y1 v# M+ L3 O) F8 c# W: ?( a
> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing ittvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( a! z* y2 l- D0 J' z! T7 l/ r
> herself. This will later result in a mantvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. v, o: x" {* s
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
  G: p4 U/ \! ?! \# X# C5.39.217.76> response refer to # 3.
返回列表