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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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# b4 V4 `1 ?2 c" P$ _- mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> WORDS WOMEN USE- [- e* z. t6 h4 z
> (1) Fine: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 Y2 q/ j% j2 u6 y, M; a/ {; m1 u
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right$ L1 T5 N: L6 o; X6 p& A8 g  p- d
> and you need to shut up.
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> (2) Five: V3 f# U8 j3 R; n. T8 f
> Minutes: Iftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* ~# b( @/ x" W7 Q* i
> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
, I) x5 y" i/ l+ o  V6 ^, w; l) Etvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
" T# B& ]6 Z, `1 F" ?; A9 Y* e- O4 p4 `公仔箱論壇> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around5.39.217.76' y2 ?% K8 t8 e" f
> the house.公仔箱論壇1 Z2 R/ {# f6 D$ d
> 公仔箱論壇% `7 k7 S+ G" B- f) V
> (3) Nothing: This
1 k" }4 d! {5 R0 d> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
( l( w; n0 }5 @! B# q/ ~$ j> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing公仔箱論壇5 a6 C, k, t% X8 M
> usually end in fine.5.39.217.76; M8 M$ R* Z& ~: e% D+ s! a' F/ n
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> (4) Go
! u( N0 V+ r8 H' `( t公仔箱論壇> Ahead: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: H; N) L- v* z
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do公仔箱論壇; K: Q) @2 V7 F; ?  A  y6 m6 M6 J
> It! TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% {5 A  b. f* q  T. _6 _9 `5 J3 E
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> (5) Loud
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> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
" C4 i( e* l2 U8 i/ `+ u& R/ o公仔箱論壇> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
! \; g! b: t  X) P公仔箱論壇> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
/ k8 l  S8 B- x* q7 g+ g. pTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> here and arguing with you about nothing.公仔箱論壇: X; h# x- _) L- ?4 f: q9 H
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of5.39.217.760 x) e- j! j! w9 P6 u) r
> nothing.)公仔箱論壇$ C% V  S$ a( K5 d& e9 G
>
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> Okay: This公仔箱論壇) u4 Y6 Z5 y* ?6 f4 V8 {
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to6 i$ r  y4 o( x5 ?& y
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: w5 }0 R" m. }. r
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
$ s% T% ~* B/ c$ W! X% ~3 `TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> mistake.
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' M3 D6 l; z7 m; E# T> (7) Thanks: A5.39.217.766 m, d4 M/ g; F! Q( a. y" k# g. Y
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
. Y6 Z8 ~4 ~8 R( x  Qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
: x6 t& [' a- y7 p0 W6 \8 h> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that istvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 P- P/ r0 `  u$ G1 ~" Y! P6 q8 {
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOTTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ D& M6 a* ^' }* ^3 ~8 O3 [+ ^
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a公仔箱論壇$ b% f+ l" m( M  d$ c
> 'whatever').4 J$ k# J* {9 ^; D  l
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' D$ x0 C3 N0 R& D2 |! H( Y公仔箱論壇> (8) Whatever: Is a
+ X( M* V  f( L9 ^. \' k: r, i) GTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( o1 U+ |7 U/ p% m7 \
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> (9) Don't公仔箱論壇6 g- _# e/ V# e5 I* W
> worry about it, I got it: Another公仔箱論壇) n* O2 z* K0 r- q# V  r, G
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
6 K8 P6 s1 M4 z* t4 {- Q5.39.217.76> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing ittvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, K) M) w4 k7 ~# X8 `& L
> herself. This will later result in a manTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" K& J) {( o0 h: A
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
6 J( `6 }, L! j, d公仔箱論壇> response refer to # 3.
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