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> WORDS WOMEN USEtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ N: @; s& a& P! A; U( m
> (1) Fine: This
' f2 D, c5 @1 }9 Q7 e6 e0 @5.39.217.76> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right( O' W2 d3 {' c% {$ O: U" Y' v- u# A
> and you need to shut up.5.39.217.765 O, B. c3 _+ M Z
>
& H' y; v; S$ p% Y# {> (2) Five
$ h$ d7 n9 ^# V5 U- g6 @8 |- @+ B> Minutes: If
/ b( A( c [1 P8 h; O6 o5.39.217.76> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
9 W/ E, Q* `, J7 c$ N5 ]! O5.39.217.76> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
8 K5 V8 N* E7 C( _公仔箱論壇> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
3 E, D5 t+ ^/ [! f* H> the house.5.39.217.76; @ A! C; I- q: _/ A/ z D6 x2 X
>
0 n X7 z# j0 A公仔箱論壇> (3) Nothing: This/ A7 V9 s; q! ^
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you6 t' _; _% c% B$ k( ~* q
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
1 N4 b2 {. u; Z" [4 N- }5.39.217.76> usually end in fine.
3 I2 y3 g( ~! i- H公仔箱論壇> TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ y/ f( f5 w n$ r3 n
> (4) Go
8 ^. ^" c3 J* @> Ahead: This6 ?8 F% o+ Y5 @* I$ A8 {
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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> (5) Loud: N! D7 u; ^8 ?) E' A$ m- { g
> Sigh: This
1 A1 q0 x0 s8 I: eTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftenTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# b5 {" P% k& c7 s7 k y1 ]
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are B% ~& @7 k i' {7 {
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing2 Y5 v- U! n, m7 v
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
. D% u1 `, n, f) t% U. Y5 Y" W公仔箱論壇> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of8 m7 T' Q3 O) r7 [. V R
> nothing.)
6 C' _& P, l- T. {TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. K' n3 ~1 ~+ X& H8 `
> (6) That's公仔箱論壇* p/ v6 g" |# K8 [
> Okay: ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 _: I7 a3 M1 i
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
3 d5 C+ R' S% Z6 N( ZTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and9 d1 N' n" t/ o' B! M3 m+ V
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for yourTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. _" l2 T& a' E- S
> mistake.
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+ u/ f( d: u2 ?' o% _" U5.39.217.76> (7) Thanks: A$ m4 w9 x; j9 |6 S
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
4 e# X+ O0 k8 x' ~- O% _TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This7 u. Z5 q- |. i# v6 d" E
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
: b9 I2 k: m6 k1 N# J4 s8 K( r> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
- f) a# d* i7 P3 l: p8 `, ]" k2 E5.39.217.76> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
1 V) l0 m+ V! htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> 'whatever').tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! q) f9 V7 [4 r0 x' A p8 y
> ) q4 O: g+ z. i: Z/ D* u6 V
> (8) Whatever: Is a
% o. L5 a; l0 s2 X6 u> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
# c( B+ {( E: A# K$ {/ d Ntvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" W% `0 ~' h" K
> (9) Don't公仔箱論壇. x4 {* j0 {6 G
> worry about it, I got it: Another
: |' U) `0 y! |; q4 Ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
! }$ j% ]4 O0 T公仔箱論壇> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it$ `( B' q% V5 H0 U1 v7 G
> herself. This will later result in a man公仔箱論壇/ h. g/ r' x, T1 p/ D9 d4 h
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
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