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[文章轉貼] Nine Words Women Use‏

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> WORDS WOMEN USEtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! Z, z: C: P8 v
> (1) Fine: This
2 [' P9 G; W) b. ~tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right' z" s1 \4 G$ C2 f/ z: `
> and you need to shut up.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% y$ H  l& i/ b& X7 y
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( T/ K1 a( \$ t& B2 o> (2) Five
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> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five: B# F1 `) B2 a5 A' e' N
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given* S) T6 X5 O$ o  C: Z
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
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5 m, v" X1 q; a> (3) Nothing: This5.39.217.76) R, C, v0 Z8 c3 ^
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you. D6 L  z& C" l/ {3 ]
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
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>
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> Ahead: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. L! c- I6 S# Q6 g
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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4 P9 n0 p5 n# H9 \0 dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (5) Loud
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> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftentvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" x2 P# r$ _$ s0 R1 i" g# G- F' I& X9 X
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are. b/ M  b" q+ r$ O. E: d) X
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing; c: K+ I, D) V
> here and arguing with you about nothing.公仔箱論壇) f2 c6 s$ r! c8 _/ E
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning oftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- f  I( y8 J; t2 {( a
> nothing.)
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> (6) That's
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> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to公仔箱論壇' [+ |# d  z* G
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 G7 u% u7 G" P4 r/ d3 M5 z+ d: Q% ]
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
! ^5 t8 m2 E$ C) h, y& V> mistake. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# n# Y, i8 W3 l" H% Y

  b5 L$ H9 B3 U1 S2 s2 c+ ~/ X" f1 ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> (7) Thanks: A
4 g! y0 H/ }- ~* E公仔箱論壇> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
1 V* P4 N7 @7 ~# M8 F: z7 H- GTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - ThisTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  q" L, o4 |- \2 c5 I3 B. b
> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
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> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
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> (8) Whatever: Is a: t8 Q1 f2 C+ U% d% s
> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don't
7 @/ b4 N1 @. i/ G5 Ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> worry about it, I got it: Another
2 K3 G# E  ^1 HTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
% E+ @( o4 B) c9 Q; lTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it5.39.217.76% V9 j) [- [& ]9 r1 d! ?
> herself. This will later result in a manTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 M' m$ \; ?( z2 q/ \9 ~
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman'stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% x1 ~/ \/ a+ V4 G8 ]; w
> response refer to # 3.
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