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> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
0 B$ S$ t' M9 v  }$ z& G1 Ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> and you need to shut up.公仔箱論壇9 y+ M7 Z, n; `7 m: K
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> (2) Five6 [" J" Y" l3 `  U9 L9 d
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> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
2 x4 g2 |8 B! @. \6 J> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given公仔箱論壇+ {% A9 y$ B  ^* v
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around+ e$ ~/ c# Y& a1 z$ Z% o
> the house.
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> (3) Nothing: This
' t5 h+ [# Y; G) O> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you公仔箱論壇% B3 F! H" ^2 l( V
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing" B; ?, [' r; s$ L- f
> usually end in fine.
& Z6 D, D* e7 {! Q( r0 G> tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- r0 C5 M3 R+ p/ X% s7 V( }
> (4) Go
3 |1 p4 n& Q6 r# r4 s+ n> Ahead: This$ s* |4 ?3 t- n' T" e
> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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> (5) Loud5.39.217.76& {/ C5 u7 q( Y5 i7 |4 W+ P
> Sigh: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) ]# B9 j- W+ g# [4 f& \
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
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7 l, V/ I! I0 Z> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standingtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& P$ E4 P" ]5 S
> here and arguing with you about nothing.
  y5 Y) A! y0 w+ g> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of2 W) @+ S/ g8 a/ K4 H
> nothing.)
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% D( P; a8 g* \3 }* U> (6) That's9 t2 A% `5 o8 ~9 `, [
> Okay: This% y6 `  b( Z* _$ c$ L
> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to公仔箱論壇$ Q8 s/ k" E! Q& T- R& S: z! E
> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long andTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, W* j+ i. \6 {' m1 F1 _
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your5 `( ^3 h+ ]. N# X. R( A
> mistake. + _! J( q* w0 O2 _
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> (7) Thanks: A
7 Q3 f$ o+ L8 g" e% I1 r# o4 K$ l/ lTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say$ y2 j  |9 \9 ]; Q% X: W2 K
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
1 i+ e  b9 P1 X$ Q$ d  z  W- k0 z2 o公仔箱論壇> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that isTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' \7 u1 E9 O. g( U  ~. |7 M( F
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT5.39.217.76; \% w4 c3 g# j* u8 g
> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
& T( s( c5 V% m+ s/ I; v& \' O5.39.217.76> 'whatever').
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> (8) Whatever: Is a
! ~, z7 r0 p: Y; DTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> woman's way of saying F--- YOU! 4 @/ R6 |, F- T* t5 y5 I$ ?
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> (9) Don't
! w. L* ~: P$ @4 E3 Q; j公仔箱論壇> worry about it, I got it: Another5.39.217.76& N% R" y/ z( K3 }
> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
1 f0 ]! |. Y0 i" w4 JTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
/ r3 l; S$ G: U! N> herself. This will later result in a man, e1 G4 Y/ m. ~6 u7 v8 e
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's( v) F9 V6 K* w$ b5 m$ e( o' M
> response refer to # 3.
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