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> WORDS WOMEN USE
, E) [% m0 B7 b0 a, u, M6 ^- t> (1) Fine: This公仔箱論壇; w' @3 c8 ?. j/ x* M: {1 G
> is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
4 h" s5 g# J% z5 O$ |4 t> and you need to shut up.
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> Minutes: If
0 `6 H( ^& `" q; K- L! m> she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five/ M' E; `# j2 n: w: U- l
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given' W) s" s6 J1 u3 Z+ O7 a- N1 y
> five more minutes to watch the game before helping around2 F* x) M$ p' @3 E& g+ G
> the house.公仔箱論壇, A% K, f: R. [$ l- ~
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" {8 u8 G! |* c公仔箱論壇> (3) Nothing: Thistvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: F0 \# R" T/ L' V2 U9 W
> is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
# y1 H- o' K7 ^9 n: v$ m+ R5 |> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing" j* ^2 w1 ?5 [+ Y
> usually end in fine.0 V4 n) V+ a8 o. c  w. R, G- t3 I
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> is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
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> (5) Loud. o  Y0 W0 P3 g6 ^% j$ O0 O
> Sigh: This5.39.217.76( X0 E# V3 u- K% L% Q- d6 s5 T
> is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often5.39.217.761 q( b& n2 w/ v' A/ U5 Z, q9 r
> misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are5.39.217.76/ W( u6 p! T) `/ l5 o
> an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing公仔箱論壇; @5 e( ^  ]+ }7 n, K: t+ A
> here and arguing with you about nothing.2 v/ @' J/ O$ V+ r
> (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
2 o+ }2 x; l! h8 Q> nothing.)' [: ]; H- z3 R, J9 a0 J
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> Okay: This
! U4 p( t7 Y$ p- u8 }" t+ s> is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
( a) ?) g6 b6 S+ h% c8 o5.39.217.76> a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and5.39.217.766 C7 L3 n  ?% o0 w% m
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your8 _2 Q# G7 X  C
> mistake. & `% y3 s/ w. G: j
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> (7) Thanks: Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' r( G6 r  ?# X- f% X
> woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
+ L6 `3 E) q& j8 C; HTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This
8 L6 ^7 l' T  \6 w* S5 q4 h5 T. `9 Wtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb> is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is# G3 s; F4 s5 Q6 f9 j- o: u+ _
> PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
6 D* O) T& u! C+ Y4 w1 h' h/ n> say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a
& {- d7 F2 r/ ?2 X3 Z: k9 K. bTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> 'whatever').公仔箱論壇0 b2 u* S: H$ y- g* \
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> woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
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> (9) Don't
4 w8 N" D2 B" C, t' `TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> worry about it, I got it: Another
1 F7 @$ K$ b- o% Y' {& _TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。> dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
1 {) [. k" p: i+ S5 n6 i! }5.39.217.76> has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it5 D+ H3 X, q& m# }6 I, @* |
> herself. This will later result in a man公仔箱論壇, j( r. M1 \* c9 l( m
> asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's公仔箱論壇$ a2 G# ]3 d# V$ [% e1 j$ i
> response refer to # 3.
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