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1. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?​
​Stress is when wife is pregnant;​
​Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;​
​​Panic is when both are pregnant!​​

2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?​
​Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!​

3.  A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential?​"
​Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!​"

​4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman,
​“Which book has helped you most in your life?”​
​The woman replied , “My husband’s chequing book!”​

5. A prospective husband in a book store: “Do you have a book called,​ ​Husband  the Master of the House?​ ​”Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”

6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife "Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?”
​Old man : “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!​”

7. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.​
​Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!​

​Laughter Is The Best Medicine Ever still...​  share, if this has made you smile... Have a nice day
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  • timmychoo

1. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?​
​Stress ........老婆玩失蹤,
​Tension ......警察找上门,​
​​Panic .........說找到了她.

​2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?​
​Kid: 是的, 我知道!..... ​從應該要來的反而不來, 怕的 importance !
應該不來了吧, 但反而它又回上‧‧‧了.....importance的 安心!

​3.  A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential?​"
​Dad says: 能夠確定的, 我哋是你嘅父母! 不能夠確定的, 就是你不可能是我哋親兒子, 為什麽這樣!? 難講, 是秘密....是了, 不要到處亂問, 亂講, 知不!?

​4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman,
​“Which book has helped you most in your life?”​
​The woman replied , “如何婚後完滿分資產!”​

​5. A prospective husband in a book store: “Do you have a book called,​ ​Husband  the Master of the House?​ ​”
Sales Girl : “有是有....不過....不能說...叫老公! 是个叫阿拉丁的....就是那本....the Master of .... ”

6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife "Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?”
​Old man : “我對所有喜歡的女人都是如此稱呼的!​ 為什麽...? 因為我只記得我太太是個女人來的 ! ”

7. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.​
​Husband : 你有報纸嗎!​?
Wife : 沒有, 今天報纸不是在你處...嗎!?
Husband : 就是呀 ! 那你...用什麽條件來希望做報纸 !!

***  你的口笑了沒 ? 沒有 !? 沒關係 ! 只要你的心...能微歡就好了! 每日有歡笑,  身体就能健康 你話是不 !?***
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  • zzleezz

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