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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* m0 Y1 R0 k- U/ `: T

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* [" N" n, U0 M& H( F  a9 N2 L# r" u
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ j$ d1 c) v! ~+ z' p9 t. g+ ~$ z: O
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/ |+ n1 \3 ~% ~) S* @' o公仔箱論壇Here are just a few reasons why?

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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
' {6 M% o/ Q2 Ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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1 @3 s/ ?. o+ g+ B# ^0 ?  H5.39.217.76She doesn't care what you think.
- d- w8 V# p( p) [! b$ j9 ~她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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  G9 C$ {+ T0 H/ p  Y公仔箱論壇If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& X) z  R4 R* q
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 8 A; s# k! `- t* V/ l+ z6 h
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
, G1 ^0 l. }  _/ Ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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- K+ Q% H$ s) e2 U+ A) N- Z3 |Women over 40 are dignified. & V& c) X  ?0 u& S6 G$ Y
40歲以上的女人穩重自持

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& J7 |. E1 P. z' D6 N& itvb now,tvbnow,bttvbThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
% {: X3 h) S( r3 X! l; I不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫

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3 L! m, e5 ]) ^) S8 S( W  wOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 5.39.217.76# G0 u% J6 @+ |4 D5 M
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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* O6 L# W; q& }/ ^: p( U, ^$ B% yTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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5 ]: @0 V3 M" }7 q8 o: l, M% D5.39.217.76They know what it's like to be unappreciated. 公仔箱論壇4 ^4 X2 N/ R8 E  G) {9 w
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

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4 k- P5 l  v3 S7 c, F, `9 D公仔箱論壇Women get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
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# `0 ?5 n% j6 \& @, {9 LOnce you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 P0 c4 g" r& b7 x4 b# S
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest.
  B$ V! F! g8 u  C! J熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. , [* h  q( [2 z3 |
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋

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) |3 E0 |8 t8 E5 _" U: H7 P& e) GYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
8 b. `1 A: p" b. Y7 l8 Ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
) \, _# P  y5 {1 ^tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 2 d; t" p3 ~" _( M
40歲以上的男人呢
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 4 a% Z9 a9 L8 ?, I6 a$ B9 I5 Y
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; v0 n* \  a* e; G  k$ S4 V" a' L! S. a: X
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話
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- z) l1 H# v, c& J1 |, p3 K5.39.217.76"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- U( @8 F" `3 Z, T
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

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, X" e& T4 q0 Q! `1 G公仔箱論壇Here's an update for you.
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& l9 U/ j, m6 j6 R( L9 ?5.39.217.76Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. ! k4 p7 C6 d2 P/ a" U# ?0 y
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬1 ^" x$ U' ^& t& |. q& X( V

還不錯~謝謝喔
VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU
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