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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. 3 g8 \/ E2 u4 j8 |
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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# |/ r2 U" Y; H1 E& _( i! p# KHere are just a few reasons why？
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! _0 C" G9 T& Y; Etvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" 5 G6 C/ w$ @8 F# c6 c/ Q
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? 公仔箱論壇7 p  x' @, }+ \, E+ }+ l5 _
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She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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! V' j5 C" ^% m. h& b) `9 d5.39.217.76If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% k" X" d( w) E3 a: e

. B! D. V0 x5 P; a0 r) z5.39.217.76She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.5 Z6 Q$ A4 L, u% d! Z0 D
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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Women over 40 are dignified. 5.39.217.76) q) ]9 S- }) d# }1 u6 O
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 5.39.217.76! j# x" f3 _  i3 ~9 O
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. 9 f$ H" F8 ?' v$ d
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫   T1 g8 e; J. ]9 `. i: j
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
$ C3 T3 d' i5 ?; }8 n公仔箱論壇當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  p4 p  Z! F, E- S. P: [- b

' r! L* p* T" e; @/ IOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. ) e, w/ t- J) g0 _6 f0 k
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age. 5.39.217.76- V# G) t$ M( `9 [
女人越老越通靈

. }9 G9 Q( r9 E* @  f/ {: dYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. & T8 V! u; k. U* E* n" V* O0 W
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔公仔箱論壇( }) F/ w" g1 |) \8 v% e
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. 8 ]( H/ d" }! p/ b# _/ u
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 5.39.217.761 x$ ~4 P/ p6 H9 m  P: N# ~
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# W% {+ \+ K; {) z$ P$ E9 B) }
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 5 D1 b4 x; V# ~
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
( }3 a  U5 `5 H8 @5.39.217.76你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. s- ?# j# q2 Q2 h1 T
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", 公仔箱論壇! t. J3 T, _3 t  B# k* p7 ^' J
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 5.39.217.76' W6 [# X  P* s* k0 @

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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了公仔箱論壇3 [8 j/ t4 L0 h6 w9 W2 k
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!