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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :2 D9 r5 U7 R/ p! T' c' \, X/ h

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% `  ~# j% |/ ]7 i
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why?

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% Z3 `4 @! v( Q7 p3 gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
  g1 r9 ]8 F+ w6 {+ U5.39.217.7640歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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1 g9 G% k1 r& b# ^! U3 I5.39.217.76She doesn't care what you think. - l" a3 U# i( k4 G, _
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 s7 N( v; M# U0 m7 g! |% \5 A+ o
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) v. A- l( {2 w/ B% Q1 {
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。

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Women over 40 are dignified.
. m/ t7 R7 v! D3 I. F8 Y( f6 z7 v40歲以上的女人穩重自持

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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
7 j3 j. V6 z& u5.39.217.76當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。

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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. : o( H9 b9 F% w' T; i5 X
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
* q$ G6 e6 D9 i因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

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4 y# W7 S; }+ y, O, ?8 n1 rWomen get psychic as they age.
- V' ]) `6 {% rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.   s; H3 W& b, C1 L4 [- p
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. * e% x( m) A# Q' Y$ w
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。

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. g9 d, |! m+ d9 iOlder women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. ! s: d% o* z$ M& W
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 5 m3 {9 S2 B' C6 o; V! U
40歲以上的女人有很多優點

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4 a+ X3 o+ _' l3 {: F5.39.217.76Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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% ^0 G8 g9 B+ [For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. 公仔箱論壇! d: {2 q) c/ c/ g! W
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 W3 R1 @: W5 O) B

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# J& @2 b2 |# f' K5 M"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", 公仔箱論壇& P- z1 w0 u% H+ m- M/ h% S
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

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Here's an update for you.
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
. o$ i- _% C- N+ D1 a& Q& d今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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為什麼呢
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  g+ P1 o8 L  }! J+ kBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 q' O$ r- d; R+ {0 s" r

還不錯~謝謝喔
VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU
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