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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. 0 s2 i# [  N6 Z
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 w) h6 l. Q8 w0 E4 M5 s

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Here are just a few reasons why?
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為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" 5.39.217.769 c, X9 a; ~2 }2 w! }" O" B  e7 x
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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3 J* t& ?. H2 N1 ?; l$ e' h$ bShe doesn't care what you think. 5.39.217.767 o: g$ ]# ?) i$ t, P- x* f1 g
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. 公仔箱論壇% S. }1 G7 M* f, C5 C. o5 O7 @0 D
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) v- I; V# B4 o$ W1 a, D

$ ^. l$ W5 P, D+ I! `$ I5.39.217.76She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
8 q0 d" G, t0 C$ M" C: k$ d+ W- A% Z她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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Women over 40 are dignified.
( s/ p1 f; \  S; k3 }% R1 m5.39.217.7640歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. & k6 ?% A# r) N) ~. Y2 {, i
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫

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7 O$ ~& m4 j# v# HOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
+ _! c1 o, N" R1 d; a; B3 Y5.39.217.76當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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2 m4 V: {1 G, }2 F5.39.217.76Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) 5.39.217.76) g( j& m& {/ E! ^% s

! A% J3 m4 g+ T% E5 B9 e, w5.39.217.76They know what it's like to be unappreciated. 公仔箱論壇# k3 f4 A( C" Q
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

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Women get psychic as they age. ( M' F) S$ L4 U3 e
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. & y  A0 _; s/ k. K! p& C$ [- H
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔

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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. 公仔箱論壇' H2 w! ]0 s- U- L) @
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。

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Older women are forthright and honest.
& o6 }8 x; f! h, f- R熟女直接又誠實

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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
; T6 _6 t& p7 e* m( a, D, D如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋

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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
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40歲以上的女人有很多優點

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8 V7 l% r) `3 L8 H; I+ i/ [Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 5.39.217.76- z2 a6 @( i9 S# \1 x1 ^. f' O
40歲以上的男人呢
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 3 v- r- W9 x# v& S# i0 W5 x* S' u

; `0 e# `1 g0 L7 G6 x/ xLadies, I apologize. For all those men who say, " z- ^9 ^# I3 u+ r9 {
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
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Here's an update for you.
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. 公仔箱論壇1 P+ d+ K$ a5 b
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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為什麼呢
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: k3 o5 |7 ~& b3 ]5 \4 q3 ]5.39.217.76Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬! b, Q# D0 W( A8 @( p: R

還不錯~謝謝喔
VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU
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