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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :. ^; _7 ~2 t V! x/ E1 H. X, w

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. 5 Z3 I" r, ]: E8 `
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why？5.39.217.76' n9 E; O7 \7 v: u) C* e- z" B. I3 O9 u
為什麼呢? tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% ]: o% m; k* D" ~
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
8 ]* i3 O8 r6 {公仔箱論壇40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: P0 }7 K! q# K8 P% M/ T2 ]

She doesn't care what you think. 公仔箱論壇/ Q: O- U) r: L0 X! n* i, K- ~
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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" n" q0 m; ?" Z  j4 aIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。

4 x# ?# g4 j: [" P) m5.39.217.76She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, T3 K6 y2 _. ^' a1 c4 w
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。 6 R( S# w' G2 E) m! u/ K

Women over 40 are dignified.
! [3 ~; `+ A: J3 h! [: d5.39.217.7640歲以上的女人穩重自持 & F# b+ d  `# E
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. 公仔箱論壇, e. A1 f  u9 \, g1 J5 ~" B. S
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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& B; q' y' R" d0 B& bOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
9 c6 U* J7 O! B6 Y當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。公仔箱論壇. o+ ?, Y1 X, v8 `( h
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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* }- A; t% q  Z: EThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
& {; D$ u  u  r4 {- `因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味公仔箱論壇0 ?2 w! T( k/ F
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Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈 0 U: T$ H1 O- C0 v
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
9 d3 S& H- s# w- y& g* B' n$ _! x+ L9 o你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! c6 k' e# f! n) K3 z  ?: v" p% A
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 t1 i$ f; _1 b8 C* |; C- f
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* s9 Q/ I' Z9 [) P5 F9 J7 |+ g* `
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 3 R" s. `4 e  M# L0 c
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋公仔箱論壇6 _& g  k1 h0 K. `4 V( m+ N
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. 5.39.217.76  F" L) V' n* l* M) o0 ?7 `$ {
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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8 Y. u( ]7 z! D. v# w  qYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. * |) i& V& z. F  @( m8 [
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
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0 x8 @" y. ]1 ?: g5.39.217.76For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人，

就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男，厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。

$ P, }% ?; \1 ~! [4 [* @Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
5 g! s4 I# B4 n( ]9 \1 l公仔箱論壇女士們，請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

Here's an update for you.公仔箱論壇/ d3 X! ~7 |: C: E
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 5.39.217.762 Z& H8 y( k7 C* }
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( N1 D' \: f2 r0 ]
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!